Job Shopping

The act of going into every store you want to work in and asking for a job. Usually practiced by teenagers during vacation.

Bob: Hey want to come over later? I was thinking we could go to the mall and make fun of tourists, maybe buy some stuff.
Jim: Nah I gotta go job shopping before I can afford to go shopping anywhere else.

by aman13 August 1, 2010

aggressive shopping

To be invited and partake in a mass looting spree.:-Refers to the summer craze that swept England during August 2011.Participants were sent a Blackberry message that when read caused an impulsive urge to take to the streets at night and break,enter and rob from sports,clothes and electrical stores.Also known as "Supermarket Sweep" and not to be confused with "Revolution"

Me:-You get the messege blood
You:-Yeah.20 of the man's dem tooled up an ready to do some aggressive shopping on Dixons tonight!

by GeemanUK August 14, 2011

shopping binge

Incessant craving for and indulgence in purchasing amongst others necessities

There day go on anotha shopping binge.

by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009

Sooping

Sexting whilst pooping. The act of sexting on your phone... whilst pooping.

Johnny: "Yo baby check out my dick." *Sends pic*
Jane: "Nice! What is that in the background?"
Johnny: "Oh that's just my shit. I'm totally sooping you right now."

by Sooper68 April 15, 2013

Shaping

Shaping, or the slang version "Mike Keithing", is when the shapeshifting master himself, aka Michael Keith, "shapes" into different shapes, items, and the new form of shaping, people. Exhibit A (Michael Keith) has spent many years perfecting the art of shaping by channeling his energy of the shape to preform various acts of "Mike Keithing", such as a giant penis, a toilet with puke in it, controllers of sorts, and the ever popular "Mike Keith tampon". Furthermore Exhibit A is known to shape in the blink of an eye, so watch out for things in your house, car, or even things on your body, as the Shapeshifting Master himself is likely be one of those items.

"I didn't have a costume for Halloween so i channeled my shaping energy to go as an octagon."

by Zaeros April 4, 2009

showing the monkey who's boss

masturbation for men and women

monkey = genitals

I was showing the monkey who's boss when my mom walked in.

by Way More Awesomer March 9, 2008

blonde roots are showing

When a person who isnt a blonde has a blonde moment

rik: did you get that joke

jenna (who is a brunette): No

rik explains the joke...

jenna: ahhh sorry my blonde roots are showing

by noel fieldings hairspray August 5, 2008