Playing a first person shooter

A euphemism for male masturbation, used in Robin Williams' standup comedy.

I spent five hours playing a first person shooter last night

by That Dude In The Corner June 20, 2010

Shooter McPatton

Being bored at work and taking it out on your friends by sending hundreds of unnecessary e-mails on a daily basis. E-mails may include, obscure movie reviews, stories about meals paid for by your boss or photo albums consisting of pictures you sweaty at a bar molesting your girlfriend. Can also be done in the form of a mass text message.

Oh man, check out this Shooter McPatton i got today. "I wanted to throw out a good movie for everyone to rent. I watched it last night, and it’s a documentary (which I normally don’t like), but this one was really good. It was called ‘God grew tired of us’. It was about the “lost boys” from Sudan, and it shows there crazy journey from Sudan, to Ethiopia, to Kenya, to some of them America, then it shows them having to acclimate themselves to American life, and they had never seen electricity, showers, etc before. Very sad at times, but uplifting at times too."

by J. Wiese January 3, 2009

ShooterChicken

ShooterChicken... The name of a man truely devoted to his mysterious line of work. ShooterChicken... The mere nickname of a man that you may never ever get to know. Not even a name, age or voice... ShooterChicken, may possibly be one of the most versatile men in existence. You see... This boy... No... MAN.. Is one of the best people you will ever encounter in the online world. He lightens all chats whether it's in Roblox or Discord. He says the most random shit you will ever hear in your whole life. But, That's what makes this person truly a gift from our god. This nigga is also a fucking weeb tf? He can speak fluent Japanese sentences to you in half a second. He also has unfunny Jojo memes but whatever floats his boat. ShooterChicken is one of the most mysterious people you will ever encounter. You can talk to him for days, weeks, years, months or decades and still not gain a piece of information about his very existence. In all honesty. I, myself have no information on this man whatsoever. But that's the beauty of it. ShooterChicken is loved by all and while he can get carried away, he will forever shine light onto others and brighten other's days.

Girl 1: Hey babe, have you ever gained any information on the boy, ShooterChicken?
Girl 2: Did you call him a boy? He is a true man! He is ShooterChicken afterall.

Girl 1: Okay but did you find out anything about the man himself?
Girl 2: No, well yes, except umm... He likes decapitated human body parts, dead dogs, anime and child porn. Pretty fucked up indeed.
Girl 2: That indeed is very fucked up. But it's also very hot *blushes* God, I want this boy... no, man. To fuck me so hard.

by Definitely not Kevin haha June 2, 2020

Root Shooter

A shooter (drink) made by dropping a shot glass filled with root beer schnapps into a glass of amber colored beer, then chugging it down as it foams up.

Drink goes down smooth but tastes identical to root beer soda but can get you drunk quickly.

We did root shooters till we puked!

by Enigmanic January 6, 2010

Puppy Shooter

One who shoots puppies.

That guy looks like a puppy shooter.

by Rockin Baboon July 6, 2010

Drop shooter

A bitch who drop shots in video games

Person 1. Damn did you just lose gulag again?
Person 2. Yeah this pussy ass drop shooter butt raped me
Person 3. Damn sound likes he is a homosexual

by 69hahahaha funny number November 15, 2020

Pull a Shooter Magavin

To think one has won or accomplished a goal, only to face defeat shortly afterwards

He thought that he had won the game, but succeeded only to pull a shooter magavin as he lost shortly afterwards.

by Mike Kramer October 25, 2007