University Shank.

A Popular term coined after a fatal stabbing of a student at University High school, in Central Florida. The term University Shank is usually used in a joking manner between friends. The Term is used in conjunction with a Jabbing motion, to indicate the stabbing.

Friend 1 Dude you were so blazed last night, you made a fool of yourself
Friend 2. Shut up, University Shank. (Jabs towards friend )
Friend 1 Dude thats no funny, a kid got killed
Friend 2. Shut up, University Shank. (Jabs towards friend )

by meaninglessblob November 26, 2006

Shank a skank

To stab a grosty beeotch with an improvised object other than a knife. Such objects may include pencils, forks, nigger knives, (ECT.)

Person 1: What a grosty beeoch!
Person 2: Yeah, seriously, Shank a skank!

by A pimp named Kyle January 9, 2009

tyler shanklin

A south-american blowjob. When you snot-rocket on the dick and then suck it off.

My boyfriend loves tyler shanklins they are his favorite

by fee fee tang March 31, 2009

shank you blud

one is going to penetrate one others torso with a sharp metallic object to create the effect of pain and bleeding

shank you blud

by LeMess May 3, 2010

shankometer

A word used to describe how cool or awesome something is. Can be used like the phrase "Off tha hizzle."

"Holy skanky shit homes that weed is off tha shankometer!"

by Matt December 6, 2004

shankaphobia

fear of being shanked.

Julie: *picks up marker*
Jill: HOLEH CRAP DON'T SHANK ME WIT DAT!!!
Julie: wtf?! you and your stupid shankaphobia are really annoying.

by Toastie Cullen December 9, 2008

sugar shank

To mix up a double batch of kool-aid.

When one packet of kool-aid isn't enough so you mix another batch in with the one you had already made.

"Yo last night I made a weak batch of kool-aid, so i sugar shank (ed) that bitch."

by Andrew Eaton November 8, 2006