Shlocker

A shower locker. Keeps your moochy roommates and siblings away from your shower stuff.

My roommate put nair in my shampoo so I got a Shlocker !

by Slclukieduke July 2, 2016

Shmuck

An insult to imply someone is useless (as the removed foreskin). Usually more descriptive of the user than the subject.

This shmuck just totally cut in line in front of me. Doesn't he know I need my Starbucks?

by Princess Stinkypants May 27, 2016

Shmuck

A fucktard

Matthew is a shmuck

by Tamethatstrange69 May 23, 2016

shmecker

A pecker that has shit on it.

Jim shoved his pecker up Alans ass, now he has a shmecker.

by skull_krusher October 2, 2016

Shmuck

The word used by a certain Youtuber to describe a person.

Ya little shmuck

by Fourleggedmouse January 13, 2017

Shmuck

A stupid mother fucker

Don't act like a shmuck

by Eligelibeli May 29, 2017

Shmack

When you're girl is looking good

" dang Gerald Karmen is looking like a shmack "

by kaid101 August 6, 2017