Schrödinger's Situationship

When a situationship can oy be determined by who in the party answers the question

“Are Sarah and Dubem having a thing “
“Sarah say yes”
“Dubem says no”
“So does the thing they have exist or i depends on who i ask”
“damb thats a Schrödinger's situationship “

by Lord_dubious on twitter March 12, 2020

shituation

A situation gone bad having to do with shit in one way or the other. Please see examples below where one would use shituation appropriately.

1) Can we please hurry home? I am about to shit my pants. We have a real SHITUATION on our hands.

2) Someone shit on the coats! What, I hope it wasn't my coat. Who is responsible for this SHITUATION?

by JSilverado83 November 1, 2007

A Situation

Something that is created when you’re stuck in quarantine for three months.

We’re in a bit of a situation rn.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Shitsation

A Shitsation is a situation which is shit to be in. Usually caused by no one in particular but all the same its shit to be in. Very similiar to the phrase 'between a rock and a hard place', it differs in that it usually involves relationships.

what a shitsation

by foxeeee July 26, 2011

Shituation

When you're in a situation that is really shitty.

You seem stressed dude, what's up?

Oh, yeah dude I'm in kind of a shituation right now.

by VollDasBrainEyy January 11, 2019

situational comedian

when someone tells a joke that cannot be taken out of context, they can only tell jokes like stories. like Dane Cook.

often inappropiate

Lexxxilynn: well, I'm 16
that_guy: well, I'm 47. so what do you look like cutie?
Lexxxilynn: an underage girl

boxsterboy: haha. what a situational comedian.

by Lexxxilynn February 7, 2010

Situational Boyfriend

When you're dating a girl and she only pays attention to you when there aren't better looking guys around.

guy1- "hey, whys your girlfriend spending all her time with that guy?"
guy2- "Because I'm only her situational boyfriend at parties..."
guy1- "wow, what a bitch."

by everyfuckingnameistaken March 17, 2011