sheesha

fruit molasses tobacco smoked in a hooka (kind of like a bong)
smells absolutely delicious
comes in strawberry, apple, musk melon, etc..
not very effective if you only take a few hits but can be enough to get you high off your mind.

TODD: yo, man, you wanna go hit up some sheesha later?
JOE: yeah dude i got the hooka at meh house i'll bring it ovaa

by sennie January 10, 2008

Jeff Session

When a bunch of white guys jerk off together while watching cuck porn.

Hey, we're gonna have a Jeff Session tonight...can you and Chad bring a rack of Coors Light and some lube?

by Little Ochie May 7, 2018

sheesh

An expression of frustration or contempt. Anglicized version of the german word "Scheisse" (shit).

Sheesh, some of these definitions on urban dictionary are weird!

by sirsyko July 31, 2006

session your bassoon

to have a prostate operation

If you can't piss, maybe you should session your bassoon.

by hahhhhhhh September 26, 2006

Stink Session

An act that consists of the following in the respected order. The act is typically performed between a male and female. The act begins with the male and female, shitting, on each other. This is then followed by the male and female tossing each others salad, thus having a mouth smeared with poop. The act ends with the male and female making out. The act can also end with the male packing the females fudge, followed by her giving him, bobs.

John and Natalie each had to take a shit and both were horny and weird, so they had a stink session

by Mr. Pistol Pete May 12, 2006

[rape] [session]

when a person (rapist), unleashes an obliterating session of vag pounding upon the rapee (usually a video game nemesis, female, or friend)

some guy: Holy shit, man that was a rape session!

his friend: I know dude, I have the worst rug burn from that bitch!

by Jiffy7 January 9, 2009

Therapy Session(s)

Time spent with your friends conversating and discussing all aspects of life while partaking in the consumption of specific illicit substances for extended periods of time, See also Crackhead Sundays.

Jeff really needed his therapy session(s) this weekend since spending time sober in the suburbs has made him feel confined and restricted beyond his control.

by The Little Justice League February 20, 2010