Charlie Sheenis

V. The act of snorting coke off of an erect penis.

"Dude, did you see that girl at the party last night? She pulled a Charlie Sheenis on Jeff!"

by AmazingGeorge October 9, 2012

ed sheering

Verb: The act of being fed food like a baby bird while on tour.

Example 1: Ed Sheeran tours the world looking for birds to feed him like one of their own.

Example 2: Went Ed Sheering after a night out, I'm stuffed now.

by Bamneckpunch April 18, 2018

Ed Sheeran

Lad from Suffolk who has a few number 1 albums and songs and then fucks off for a few years. The cycle repeats.

Person 1: Did you hear that Ed Sheeran song today?

Person 2: yeah for the 13256th time

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Queerin' for Sheeran

A grown heterosexual male who enjoys listening to Ed Sheeran music.

Geez! What's with Phil McKee always playing Ed Sheeran? Is he gay? No, he's just Queerin' for Sheeran.

by Phildoee69 January 6, 2020

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen is a drug that is unavailable because if you try it once, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

Dude, where is your face?!?!? Someone spiked my drink with Charlie Sheen last weekend.

by pd293 March 26, 2011

Sheened up

This will now take the place of the term "fucked up" in polite company.

Dude, Saturday, I snorted 8 lines of coke, drank a whole bottle of Yager, boned 3 strippers, got countless STD's! I got totally SHEENED UP!

by DonDeeX March 17, 2011

Westly-Sheen

adj- Being so legit on a level where you are Kanye West and Charlie Sheen at the same time. It is on a "legitness" level higher than that of Chuck Norris.

verb- being legitly told off.

adj- "Oh man, I just murdered that midterm. Im feelin' so Westly-Sheen right now."

verb- "damn dude! That guy just Westly-Sheened you!"

by alliLuv April 25, 2011