Opportunity Shag

A position in which a man or woman doesn't particularly strive to have sex with a certain individual, but does anyway because the opportunity is there.

"Well, I didn't really want to do her"
"But you did anyway! Total opportunity shag!"

by kyouten3 August 23, 2011

shag the sheep

To jerk off

I saw you shag the sheep in bed the other night

by Jzdawg November 25, 2016

Roman Shag

And orgy, but not with the goal of simply pleasing yourself. But of spreading diseases within a community.

Yeah dude Chris got HIV during the Roman shag we told him not to go!

by Armando Petulliu September 14, 2023

Shag Swag

A non-descript token gift given by an important person (or self-important a-hole) to another in recognition of sexual favor and or time spent together.

Didjya hear Derek Jeter gave out shag swag to his one-night stands?

by keyline October 21, 2014

Shag nook

The depression in the mattress that has become your favorite spot to perform intercourse.

Clara: “Why does it look like you’ve been keeping a cannonball on the middle of your bed?”
Fiona: “Oh that? That’s just my shag nook.”

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

lemme shag

Abbreviation for 'let me hump'. It's related to the meme 'lemme smash'.

Lemme shag
Bam, bam, bam
This is better than extasy

by Slen Atrbad March 25, 2017

get shagged

Telling someone to go away. Calling someone out on a lie.

'Paul didn't text me back so he can get shagged'. ''Look at her being dramatic she can get shagged'

by @kylie221992 June 3, 2017