Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

by tradieaustralian July 9, 2018

chilled grease sammich

A grilled cheese sammich that has either been left out all night or refrigerated turning it into chilled grease. Delicious if you have any kind of munchies, not if you don't

"Do you want a taste of this deliciious chilled grease sammich?'

"Thats naasssttyyyy!"

by dabizz March 1, 2008

Semi-Pork

its like having sex, but really short. It involves penetration, but its not really long enough to class it as actual sex. It could be caused by someone interupting, a man with very low stamina, anything...

-What happened with you and james last night?
-we got interupted so it was only a semi-pork.

by wastedcrunch June 3, 2007

Semaiternal

Of seemingly never ending duration

Sarah and Alison's week has been Semaiternal, with the weekend seeming so far away

by lozzy123 August 25, 2008

Semi-quote

Something that is almost a quote, but not quite. It means you're borrowing some words and either can't quite remember the exact words, or you're twisting them for effect.

Is that what he really said?" "No, that's just a semi-quote.

by GeorgeIII January 11, 2011

Semicolonic Irrigation

Also known as the working class bidet. The Semicolonic irrigation is when you stand on your hands in the shower and position yourself so the shower head is aimed directly at your anus.

Joe was not classy enough for a bidet, but suffering from extreme swamp-ass he opted to undergo a semicolonic irrigation.

by ChuckChuckRazool July 9, 2012

semi-flirt

Whenever one person flirts and the other person doesn't realise/notice.

Andrea was semi-flirting with Phil

by Misterunderstood December 28, 2015