seesharp

A saxophonist who enjoys the finer things in life: trivia fun forum, saxophone playing, trombone stroking, denture-soaking, prune juice drinking, chatting up trannies, streaking on farms, watching Shooting Stars, giving protocological exams to young men named Gary and Michael, dispensing toilet paper in pristine butler fashion to a certain tff moderator when in urgent need after an immediate meal of beans on toast and lots of cabbage, and taking long walks on a Florida beach in June (after a hardy game of trivia with fellow tff mates inside the air conditioned hotel, of course).

Play that funky music, seesharp!

Need any TP assistance, Mr. Chest? Your butler seesharp is here at your disposal.

by seeflat June 25, 2003

Period Sheets

Red colored bedding which serve the function to disguise any period leakage during intercourse and wash out easily later at the laundromat. Commonly found in the closet of a morally lenient female, or already on her bed depending on her level of leniency. Shameless men will regulary make their bed up in period sheets as they will sleep with anything any time.

Pat "Dude, I went home with this girl last night who got her period all over her white sheets so she made me buy her period sheets this morning so she's prepared next time."
Darron "Is that all?"
Pat "Hell no, I bought her Plan B too."

by Rampness April 10, 2012

cracking sheets

The act of masterbating and ejaculating so many times in bed sheets, that the sheets harden up and eventually crack.

Person 1: Hey, where is John?
Person 2: Probably in his room cracking sheets.
Person 1: WTF!?

by theman12432 February 13, 2014

beats for the sheets

Music that a couple put on before having sex.

I'm gonna put on some beats for the sheets, so when my girl gets home, we can get down. sexy music, r and b music, slow motion for me music, music to get down, sex, music

by joecoolthefool February 23, 2015

Sietske

A girl who`s very long, usually brunnete.

She also likes to sit on rocks an sing songs to make ships crash and burn.

-"Did you heard about that epic ship accident last night?"
-"Yea I heard it was a Sietskes doing."

by serenes April 25, 2010

sees

it's an egyptian slang used to describe one of the following :

1 - emos
2 - mateela (egyptians who listen to a7x and slipknot and think they're metal know-it-alls. please not difference berween them and metalheads)
3 - mom's and pap's kids
4 - douchebags who think they're romeos and donjuan's

Girl 1 : did you see him today?
Girl 2 : he looked so sees

by iknowwhatrocks January 10, 2010

seester

SEES-TER

Noun

1. a term of endearment for ones sister

2. a term one calls ones sister when one misses her or is being playful, usually with a long emphasis on the ee sound

Oh seester, your so cute I could squeeze your cheeks.

I miss you little seester.

by AnyaJacobson November 29, 2018