a thickened horny or bony plate on a turtle's shell or on the back of a crocodile, stegosaurus, etc.
(for some reason all the other definitions are saying scute is "sexy + cute" or "sweet + cute", which I had bever heard before, so idk what is even happening on this site)
(for some reason all the other definitions are saying scute is "sexy + cute" or "sweet + cute", which I had bever heard before, so idk what is even happening on this site)
"Wow, I sure do enjoy indulging in the consumption of scutes, it sure does bring a smile to my face"
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I don’t mean to scruticize you, but it makes a lot of sense why you keep losing friends.
You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”
When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen don’t behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”
Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.
You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”
When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen don’t behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”
Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.
by Johnny Assballs March 15, 2024
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To meticulously examine or observe someone/thing (scrutinize) and simultaneously express adverse or disapproving comments or judgments toward them (criticize).
To meticulously examine or observe someone/thing (scrutinize) and simultaneously express adverse or disapproving comments or judgments toward them (criticize).
I don’t mean to scruticize you, but it makes a lot of sense why you keep losing friends.
You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”
When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen don’t behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”
Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.
You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”
When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen don’t behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”
Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.
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