Hulu and Screw

When you're too poor to afford netflix so you use hulu with your bae

Guy: My netflix subscription is gone...so, Hulu and Screw?

Girl: As long as i get fucked while watching Twilight I'm in.

by MrShitInYourHouse774 March 30, 2016

Fuck or screw the moderators day

For the month of april all days this day is active

Tony: its Fuck or screw the moderators day,We cant be banned,Muted,or warned or even demoted for this month horaay!
Shaun:I know,im one of them :(.

by Mandyan April 10, 2022

how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016

jew screw

To acquire one's money through a shady transaction.

I got jew screwed when I signed up for a pyramid scheme and gave my "mentor" $500 to join.

by Chris Ci Walker May 7, 2007

Damaged Lung Screw Pile

(n)1. A pile of 'long' screws accumulated when they become damaged. Usually damaged by Flint <AKA Stone, and 'the good'>.

DJ, throw this into the damaged lung screw pile and pick up your walking welder.

by La-rod July 9, 2003

go screw

An alternate form of "go screw yourself," often used hypothetically.

Mike: Bill wants to know if you're going to pay him back today.

Ed: Tell Bill to go screw.

by AdamC123 April 17, 2008

Montreal Screw Job

Amy sexual act involving three different participants, where one of the three is duped or tricked into a compromising or embarrassing situation during climax by the other two people.

The two of us tied her up and banged her brains out. As soon as we finished we stole her wallet and peed in her purse. It was a real Montreal Screw Job.

by CHYNAisPretty November 13, 2012