School

A place we spend during 7 hrs of our life that we can never get back. it is a useless hellhole that we are forced to go to because of our brainless government. sometimes I wonder why we go. about 95% of the time. we won't need the information that is provided to us, so why learn it. also what is the point of feeding us when you can stretch out the food with a effing fork. also, everyone at said place are fake, useless, ugly, molerats.

child: mom I went to a place full of morons I need help!
mom: oh thats called school sweetie.

by the local rat in your air vent March 13, 2019

School

A place you can call "Prison" because basically they're both the same exact thing.

"Mom, do I have to go to prison today?"
"Do you mean school?"
"No, I mean prison."

by ches bergar September 18, 2016

School

A place like jail except you are there for only 6-7 hours a day for 5 days a week and all it's about is passing

It has horrible food like jail
Bullies like jail
Rules like jail
And you aren't allowed to leave like jail
And your parents pay to send you there
Also the average school student has the same amount of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient in the 1950's
Another thing is that they don't prepare you for real life

Tim: I graduated from school with all A's
Bob: What did you learn from school
Tim: I forgot

by Wideeyedweirdo June 26, 2020

School

Just your parents way of saying jail, but they make it sound fun. You get tortured and it's the worst place to be in.

Mom: Ready for school?
12 Year Old Daughter: So jail?

Mom: Nooooo....yeahhhh

by Life💞👎🏻 July 8, 2017

School

A juvenile detention centre for children who haven't committed a crime yet aside from living and breathing. School is also referred to as 'hell'.

A more basic definition is that school is a place children go to, to learn.

"We have to go to school 5 days a week for 6 hours yet we still get homework"

by hazzandjazz June 30, 2017

School

A place you go to for education for at least 9 years. The teachers suck. The people suck. Last lunch sucks ( because food and living). The work sucks. And the curriculum sucks. Once you leave the h-e- l-l hold you will than work for the rest of your life, or be completely useless.

Jim: School is so stupid I want to kill myself.
Ronald: The teachers suck!

by ToughPup April 20, 2018

School

The place were you are not taught how to pay taxes but you are taught how to find the height and angle of a pyramid while at the same time breaking your back.

I'm going to school

by TheItalianDude July 9, 2016