schmuck

Someone who is conned easily.

I just picked this guy's wallet, what a schmuck!

by scncqn May 29, 2008

schmuck

A term used by the germans, to describe nice jewelry.
It was actually a mis interpretation by the Germans of the true meaning.
Before the Holocaust, the Jewish would always comment on how nice someones wifes shmuck looked,
"Oh wot lovely schmuck you are wearing",
The Germans initially took this as some kind of compliment, and blushed at such fine appreciation,
The German population in it's enthusiasm embraced this new Jewish word and used it with affection and associated it with, "arn't those Jewish just lovely"
Until one day, they finally realized, that they'd been had.
And that schmuck actually meant the bit of penis that is removed during circumsion

"Oh, wot lovely schmuck your wife is wearing", says Jewish chancellor to German politician

by sean bradley was ere January 29, 2008

schmu

Schmu is a word made up my me and my sister.
It means that you have a face resembling
a vagina. Usually this is a man with facial hair
around his mouth. *Morgan and Whitney made this up, do not clame you did!*

"Gosh, Jeremy, you've got a schmu!"
"Have fun in my schmu!"
"I don't like girls in my schmu."

by Morgan&Whitney January 14, 2008

schmuck

Anybody who believes the hateful translations of the word.

"He really thought the word 'jewelry' comes from 'Jew,' the schmuck."

by Yutzmach Purkonae May 9, 2008

s-schmid

to rape a dog in the ass and then puke n it after drinking 1/4 of a shot of vodka,you pussy

Spencer just s-schmidded that dog!

by andy May 4, 2004

schmuck

a jewish work for "dick"

it a jewish word mike, u fucking moron, not yidish

by James April 5, 2005

schmuck

The excess paper at the end of the roach on a joint. Called 'schmuck' because you usually cut it off.

"I won't be able to get a good haul off that man, cut that schmuck off"

by NewFnShow January 10, 2009