Sard Kid

Some kid that only farms in sard and never leaves his palisade.

That guy's just a sard kid, he never goes beyond the safety of his walls.

by Retoon August 11, 2018

sharden shose

a shrekian version of the garden hose, after shrek rose from the dead in infinity war from a fellow shrekian who brought shrek back to life by watching every shrek movie in order (including the forbidden shrek 5 in area 51), shrek used the shrarden shose to attempt to kill Minecraft steve but shrek realised needed a shrekfinity gauntlet, shrek snapped his yeasty fingers and half the universe was gone including Minecraft steve

sharden shose is so yeastetdet

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

Shard card

To purchase items of greater value with cheap amounts of meth. It came be said to be better than cash when bardering or serving tweekers and junkies that have items and are desprete for shards.

I got a brand new pair of Jordans with my shard card and it only cost me 29 dollars

by LOUI-V October 21, 2018

Shard

When u try to fard but shid come out.

Y there shid in my pant I must’ve shard

by Cocksucking dickraper October 26, 2018

Shard jap

Def 1: Shard jap is to bang someone with your fist, having them broken like a mirror, and causing brief overcome is which to offer low tolerance to any sharp objects such as broken glass and such.
Def 2: Shard japping is joggling into someone with a raw piece of any gem of kind with a sharp end, and embracingly having them stabbed ONLY into where it isn’t near the heart.

1:

Jack: you wanna go Shard Jap me bro?
Harry: I’m ready for you to Shard Jap me, bro.
Jack: Ok, bro.
Harry and Jack: *fighting furiously until one of them fall down and break like a mirror*
Jack: *knocks out and Shard japs Harry*
Harry: *breaks down like a mirror*
Announcer: Jack has won!
2:
Enemy: *walks around*
Your hero: *Shard japping to him*
Enemy: *looks behind* HUH?!
Your hero: *stabs them into the head*

Enemy: D-damnit....
Your hero: I’ve saved another easy day again!

by KablePosa April 22, 2019

Shardé Wilson

Shardé Wilson is the hottest bitch you will ever meet. She is most definitely bilingual, looks like a mixture of cardi b and Billie eilish. She is the realest friend a girlfriend you’ll ever find. She a cutie with a booty and you best wife her up fasttt

“Dude you know that Shardé Wilson chick”

“😂😂 it’s said sharday not sharade”

by hotbbyg May 1, 2019

Sardymard

When you feel like your putting more effort into someone than they are putting into you.

I’m just feeling sardymard about how the relationship is going

by Lavender soap bubbles July 11, 2019