saturated cloth

When you have the most horrific diarrhoea and you don't quite make it to the toilet. As opposed to "touching cloth" with a regular shit.

Gerard: how you feeling?
Andy: Bad, got the shits
Gerard: did you make it or were you touching cloth?
Andy: nah, more like Saturated cloth with this one. A bit like when a rhino goes for a dip in a lake.

by Wolfpack2011 July 9, 2020

saturated cloth

When your undergarments are damp with the seepage of your irregular bowl movements.

Hey tomi, I’ve been tooting all evening and my crack is proper moist. I’ve got a proper saturated cloth down there... want to smell?

by 1102kcapfolw July 9, 2020

Saturday night beaver

a weekend booty call

Saturday is the best day of the week cuz that's when I get my Saturday night beaver on.

by Gabalot July 28, 2020

saturday working

When your boss is an ass and makes you work a Saturday

Jordan - my boss is an ass and is making me do some saturday working

by Gothical Gal December 11, 2020

saturday morning singing

the not yet real sequel to friday night funkin

saturday morning singing

by Hehe I cheated March 25, 2021

saturnamity

saturnamity is an amazing friend, person, and creator! she is so kind and puts out the best content.

“wow, i LOVE saturnamity!”
“really? me too!”

by catrascaribbeangf July 1, 2021

Saturn

the person i am actually in love with-- i love you

-yza

saturn is the most attractive person in the whole world

by yzaaa September 12, 2021