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Sargasm

1. (n) A conversation which takes place between two or more people, often close acquaintances, possibly after sex, which is so awash in sarcasm that it may be utterly baffling to any passers-by who happen to be listening in.
Typical sargasm:

Dude, have you heard about that up-and-comer Meagan Fox?

Yeah, she's too fat and ugly to ever make it in showbiz, though. She better stick to those Oscar-bait indie films.

I know. I also heard she's planning on staying chaste till marriage. And she's a man.
by BIG_PAPA69 July 12, 2010
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sarcasm detector

See sarcasmometer.

Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.

The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.
Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
by Espiria August 30, 2008
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scrasm

A scratch, particularly with long fingernails, that feels like an orgasm.
When I am in bed with my girl and I run my fingers up and down her body and scratch every part of her until she moans then its a Scrasm
by connor mcbride November 17, 2011
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Sargasm

(n) sarcastic remarks during or immediately following sexual acts that conclude with an orgasm or climax.
Alice rolled her eyes when Jeff finally rolled off of her, and fed him an exasperated sargasm, "Wow, that was *so* good, Jeff. I just . . . loved it when you bit my ear."
by RJ O'Dresdin V February 18, 2013
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Saramiah

Barely can function and literally is always laughing even though her laugh sounds like she can’t breath. She falls hard for the people she loves and tries really hard to keep relationships strong. She also extremely us fandomoming kpop.
Saramiah: Did you see the new NCT song

Saramiah: What do you mean you don’t like kpop
Saramiah: Did you know i wanna be a plastic surgeon so i can fix my mum’s face

no one is talking to her
by NesquikLorddd January 8, 2020
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Sargasm

Sarcasm that can lead to an orgasm.
He was so funny I had a sargasm.
by L Desi January 31, 2008
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sarsasm

Sassy sarcasm
Someone who uses it.
That girl uses sarsasm so much.
by JohnManners January 31, 2008
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