by kimmmmmmmmmay June 03, 2009
Bunch-a sluts that wear push up bras to go out for lunch.
catholic bitches who got flat booties.
try to flex on Iona girls, but they are cooler and richer.
catholic bitches who got flat booties.
try to flex on Iona girls, but they are cooler and richer.
by hellyeaboi March 29, 2019
Santa Clause: A big fat man, leaving gifts for little children (What do you think he's hoping to get in return?), that doesn't sound creepy, just wait, "Santa" get little children to sit on his lap, "little people" make his "toys"...
Santa Clause = Pedophile
by Cody Rogers July 17, 2006
The most stupid, boring town ever. Full of Punk posers, preppy girls, and "gangsters". EVERYBODY does drugs here and we're all spoiled rich kids.
EVERYONE WANTS TO GET OUT
EVERYONE WANTS TO GET OUT
Santa Clarita sucks balls.
by ESCAPADES January 21, 2011
A sex act, where you eat the cookie, drink the milk, then leave a chocolate surprise and leave unnoticed.
by :j.ustin December 27, 2005
by FUKKEN BULLSHETs December 29, 2010
Santa Claus is a creepy stalker who tries to make up for it by giving you gifts. He "sees you when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake, knows if you've been good or bad". See? Stalker. Not only that, but he knows where you live, your name, who you have a crush on, and everything else about you. Also rather stalkerish. Plus, he's a fatty. He must be what, 500 pounds? How does he fit through the chimney? And if you don't HAVE a chimney? He's also a greedy thief, as he steals your milk and cookies if you leave them. D: Another thing would be his signature laugh, "Ho ho ho!", which is hardly nice if you get what I'm saying. D: The bottom line: Santa Claus is a greedy thief, creepy, and a stalker.
by Breanna19 December 22, 2008