Seattle

The best city in the whole of America. Also becoming an up-and-coming city on the west coast. Home to SubPop records, grunge music and breifly Isaac Brock; Modest Mouse and Murder City Devils also from the same area. Lots of bands have come out of the city in last 10-15 years.

A place that just rules. Has a really ecletic scenes. It's suburb, Auburn, is just gorgeous.

New Yorker: So, what's Seattle like?
Seattler: Awesome. Truely is The Emerald City.

New Yorker: So, are you smart?
Seattler: Well, I got a 1st on my college major, so...
(New Yorker stunned walks away)

by nonhairybiker May 21, 2010

Twat Swatter

A girl that prevents another women from getting laid. The female version of a "cock blocker."

-WOW! she is such a twat swatter!
-How?
-She just stole by boyfriend!

by Josh Ridz May 19, 2009

Seattle Sampler

When a woman shits on a man's chest while a re-run of "Frasier" is playing on t.v.

So, I heard your wife gave you a "Seattle Sampler" last night. Was it the episode when Eddie pinched a cinnamon loaf on the piano keys and Frasier forgot and decided to play Chopin's Nocturne No. 5 while blind folded?

by the "R" February 19, 2010

Sattie

A small plastic, transparent bag which you store your weed in.

I didn't have any satties, so I had to give Tay his weed wrapped in aluminium foil.

by Raskol October 5, 2010

dick-swatter

when a chick is flirting with a guy but her chick friend kills it

i was talking to this guy when dick-swatter melissa came over.

by jossssselyn July 21, 2009

Seattle

A very decent city in the Pacific Northwest region that has a high quality lifestyle, great outdoor activities and climate year round, but unfortunately is also a stronghold of radical environmentalists and liberals.

If it wasn't for all the leftist politics in Seattle, I would still be staying around there and not have moved.

by Piranha July 25, 2006

Polish fly swatter

The spash screen placed in the bottom of a urinal to stop spattering pissors from getting ocean spray on their trousers. The Polish fly swatter often is embedded with a urinal cake or scented sustance to enable you to spend many hours of enchanting sniffing in such a delightful environment.

Damn, what the hell? Some sick bastard stuck a Polish fly swatter in my gym bag last night!

by Frank Klaune February 20, 2005