Susan

A SUSAN is a rare fucking diamond! We are OBSESSED with Susan! Because the name is pretty common, EVERY.SINGLE.SUSAN you’ll find is as unique, magical & badass as every man’s & woman’s ultimate imaginative fantasy. Yes, men & women BOTH fall in love with her and go in knowing she has broken many hearts along her journey. SUSAN’s are so powerful & magnetic that it’s hard to find an EX of a Susan who isn’t still in love with her unless they have already died of a broken heart! Beware! Her grip on the heart is so powerful you’ll likely NEVER find a jewel more precious, although you’ll spend the rest of your life trying! Make no mistake her skills are more masterfully honed & perfectly crafted than any other woman’s, because she had NO CHOICE but to do so along the way, given the commonality of her name. SHE CANT HELP THE NAME HER MOMMA GAVE HER FORCED HER TO NATURALLY STAND OUT IN A CROWD! Her SEXY demeanor & confidence are just a small part of her ALLURE. She can be very naturally seductive, but don’t get it twisted!! Chances are she doesn’t want your man (or woman) due to her loyalty as a friend to you & to her own significant other. So no need to get all insecure in her presence for she’s a girls girl and a guys girl & means nothing by her innocent sex appeal & God given charm. The girl can’t help it! Susan’s can do ANYTHING! Just watch one. When you hang out with a Susan & see how she commands the room, it’s easy to see why we are all “DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN!”

I’m gonna die of the most powerful drug addiction in the world, SUSAN.

I need my SUSAN fix.

I’m having SUSAN withdrawals & I’m dying.

I need a shot of SUSAN in my veins.

by BadddBoiii October 7, 2021

Uncle Susan

A manly woman, with oddly large bodily proportions and a deep voice.

'Yo, I'm pretty sure Mrs. Young is a transexual'
'Nah bro, she's just an uncle susan.'

by mazmaz December 7, 2015

Lazy Susan

A guy receives a handjob from a girl but he grasps the girls hand and moves it. The man is giving himself a handjob but instead of using his own hand he uses the woman's hand.

When a guy masturbates using a woman's hand.

I convinced her to give me a handjob but she just gave me a Lazy Susan instead.

by F Wizzleton November 15, 2009

Cold Susan

The idea for a Cold Susan was created from the Hot Carl. A Cold Susan is when you poop into a plastic bag and freeze it. After freezing the turd thoroughly, (during intercourse) take the frozen turd out of the bag and replace your penis with the frozen turd.

I tried giving my girl a cold susan but the poo melted and it sucked.

by Zak Haas July 21, 2007

Susan B Anthony

When your fucking what you think is a woman, comes out and says im a man.

Dude i fucked a man.. Turns out susan used to be anthony.
(Susan B Anthony)

by NIKNAK10 October 20, 2010

Susan

Some one who's name generally gets used in case someone doesn't want to expose the name of someone they are talking about.

Person: This is... I won't use their real name so lets use Susan

by Gay_Icon! June 10, 2019

flaming susanne

A sexual act which requires the application of hand sanitizer to the vagina while masturbating. Just before climax, a third party must ignite the hand sanitizer, which causes the vagina to burst into flames. See flaming ted for penis.

Hey Charlotte, will grab the hand sanitizer and give me a flaming susanne?

by DB BN February 5, 2008