Snatch Hatch

Someone who gets in the way of a female who is trying to get some sexual gratification. Similar to a cock block, but with a female being blocked rather than a male.

I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!

by Taeil Kim December 8, 2007

snatch gnats

A vagina that is infested with crabs also known as "crotch crickets"

I pulled down that bitches panties and went to eat it and got some snatch gnats on my tongue and eye lashes.

by Shaun M September 6, 2006

snatch axe

1. n. a cock.

snatch axe to tha bizznatch!

I'm gonna split yer beef curtains with my snatch axe!

by MC Kokmobster December 25, 2003

trout snatch

to purposely grab a mans penis and squeeze as hard as possible to cause extreme pain (must yell out "trout snatch" while executing).

oh man this girl gave me a horrible trout snatch last night it hurt so bad but oh well ill get her back

by oscar breeder March 13, 2010

snatch factory

A place that is loaded with hot ladies that are ready for the picking.

My class was loaded with hot girls.. It was the ultimate snatch factory.

by IceMan88 January 21, 2003

Mouldy Snatch

A scab-layered encrusted coating over the female vaginal area causing a build-up of secreted moisture to form mould over the surrounding snatch.

I ain't touchin that chicks mouldy snatch with a forty-foot pole.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

snatch-it-mcgrab

snatch-it-mcgrab/snah-tch-itt-mik-GRAB, verb:
1. To take or to grab
2. To steal or take something maliciously
3. To imply sexual intercourse; to tap

I think I'll snatch-it-mcgrab that parking space.
I would totally snatch-it-mcgrab that.

by Hortance Snorgborgland April 10, 2008