slap the gravy

to masturbate.

"Man, that new Brad Paisley video on CMT really makes me wanna slap the gravy"

"The new Call of Duty is so good, I haven't even slapped the gravy once since I bought it"

by johnny 216 November 26, 2009

rag slap

slappen someone with a frozen used lady pad

jerome came home pissed and passed out. Come morning the prick wouldnt wake for work. Grabbed a frozen used lady pad from the freezer and rag slapped him across the cheeks. That woke the cunt up.

by rag slapper March 1, 2011

Slap the goofy

1. When someone is talking mad shit and you end up beating the shit out of them.
2. You beat someone so hard whatever they said about you is negated

Alex: you think you're so tough I'll kick the shit outta you.
Shawn: Shut the fuck up before I slap the goofy out of you.

by YaBoiSpoon June 7, 2019

celery slap

using a flimsy object (ie celery) to slap someone across the face with, often to try and reason with them.

Sandy put on a rediculous top so janet celery slapped her to try and knock some sense back into her

by R puppy August 30, 2009

Seroquel Slaps

A game played with seroquel. Disclaimer: Seroquel is a prescription antipsychotic AND a heavy sedative. Use caution when using seroquel and, uh... Don't play this. Yeah, don't play it. I'm one of those idiots you hear about.
Anyways, the rules are as follows. Two persons take an equal, rather small, SAFE dose of seroquel. They then sit near (or classically across from) each other. The goal is to stay awake and help keep your friend awake... With friendly slaps. The goal is NOT to slap the fuck outta the other person, damage or fights are to be avoided. The goal is merely to keep each other awake and fucked up on seroquel. That's how you "win."

"Me and John found some of his crazy uncles seroquel and we played Seroquel Slaps last night!"
"My brain feels like melted ice cream because of the seroquel."
""We both lost at seroquel slaps last night and we woke up in pools of drool!"

by NoxNurd November 9, 2020

slap-pound

A term used to decribe a greeting commonly used in southern California. It involves each person giving each other a sideways high five then punching each others' fists.

Dude, that was an awesome shot! *Slap-pound*

by AaronW December 30, 2006

Cutty Slap

When Ur Pimp Hand Is So Strong And U Slap A Bitch In Broad Day Light In Front Of All To See And She Stumbles And Drops Her Bags.

Ya Girl Was Just Goin On At The Mouth, I Had To Cutty Slap Her To Get Her To Shut Up.

by Numba1HB504 January 1, 2010