Marge Simpson

The only cartoon MILF I can think of.

Marge Simpson should have kept the implants.

by Devil October 3, 2003

jessica simpson

One word-FAKE. Sure she can sing and is nice and all, but the fact that she relies on a REALITY SHOW to get an IMAGE which that IMAGE is selling records and is the only reason she's successful is SAAAAAAADDDD. She said so herself she purposely acts dumb for the cameras.

Jessica Simpson's career will not last because Reality TV is not going ot be popular forever.

by dfsdfsd May 4, 2005

Simpsonology

The study of the cartoon show The Simpsons.

If I watch the Simpsons alot, therefor, I am studying it, which means I am studying Simpsonology

by Gary Gadsdon March 2, 2006

jessica simpson moment

A moment of stupidity; an airheaded comment.

I just had a total jessica simpson moment.

by smashleeey March 9, 2008

Bro J. Simpson

Noun. That best friend of yours that always gets blamed for things he probably did, yet still gets away with them.

Chad: Dude, did you hear Mike got caught pulling a double decker last week?
Brandon: No way, seriously?
Chad: Yeah, but he def totes got away with it, brah. We got Bro J. Simpson over here...

by The Makeout Bandit October 25, 2011

Bro Jay Simpson

Something you call a close friend. Often involving bromance, or bromosexualism.

Yo Bro Jay Simpson you totally just gave be a broner.

by Bro Nameth April 6, 2009

Little Lisa Simpson

Someone who is "politically active" due to their narcissistic personality disorder or ill-conceived search for identity and meaning in life. Often caught lecturing others about every single thing that is wrong with society, but not interested in giving up any of their own luxuries or volunteering for any of the actual hard work.

The phrase itself is a reference to Lisa's habit of hijacking social interactions to shame and patronize others with her political and moral absolutism. Best exemplified in the episode 'Bart Star' (Season 9, Episode 6); where Lisa attempts to insert herself to fight for issue after issue, and is thwarted each time with news of morally neutral or even positive solutions to each issue Lisa has raised. In the end, Lisa runs away to cry because rather than truly caring about these issues, Lisa shows us that she only uses them to construct what she thinks is an exciting personal identity in an otherwise dull life.

Phil has become such a Little Lisa Simpson about the environment on social media lately.
Yeah, he sure as fuck burns every ounce of that jet-fuel his parents pay for though.

by HariFontaine February 13, 2019