smeat

Appreviation for someone with a very small male genetailia also known for ones Penis. Pronounced "Smheat"

Wow Colby Mannino has a Smeat!

by Macmarkinz October 4, 2007

Shmeal

This word refers to marijuana; the herbal drug that is usually smoked.

As a noun- Ben always has good Shmeal to smoke.

As a verb- Ben and Jake Shmealed before practice yesterday.

by Rolfes21 December 13, 2010

Ohhh Shyeat!

representative of a fine ass girl with the whole package. (I.E. Kelly, Mona, Crystal and Jen)
Commonly used by Zimmer and Manny

*while looking at one of the four mentioned girls, say the phrase* "Ohhh Shyeat! (and repeat while turning head and/or body to continue staring)

by Zimmer October 10, 2004

shleaton

a penis with a long skinny shaft and a palm-tree shape head.

i went to a nude beach and thought i saw a palm tree, but it was a shleaton.

by evan December 27, 2004

shmectic

used in the phrase 'hectic shmectic' which means smart/awesome.

hectic shmectic antiseptic.

by tabitha vitriol January 13, 2009

shmextoy

Someone who is extremely hot and super sweet.

Look at her-long legs,sugar smile mhmm...little shmextoy.

by viktorius January 26, 2009

Shmattering

a variety/combination of sexual activities besides intercourse

"So what happened last night?"
"Ohh just a little bit of shmattering"

"Did you have a good time last night?"
"Let's just say he offered me a shmatter platter"

"What are you doing tonight?"
"It's Shmatterday, what do you think I'm doing?"

by Kate&Aimee September 22, 2009