Science damn you

Something you say to an atheist when you are really mad at him.

"Science damn you, United Atheist Alliance!"

by United Atheist Alliance January 20, 2009

scientard

A fervent practitioner of Scientology, to the point of being annoying.

That stupid scientard tried to convert me.

by Tinrobot January 30, 2008

Science Fair

something that is compleatly useless in life. teachers make this up so they can fail you, make your life miserable, and so you can learn pointless crap like how fast radishes grow, and which hamster finds the cheese faster. (i did these two 7 & 8th grade year) its awful. mean. and horrible. you fail every other class b.c. you have to write up a 10 pg. report on what you did, make a science board, and a 50 slide power point. AND have 3 judges come around and grade this. no one will ever use any of this. pointless.mean.unintelligent. makes the science teacher feel better about how dumb he really is.

no clue why its called Science Fair. fairs are fun. science fair is NOT fun.

TEACHER: class! we have a special treat today! we're going to do SCIENCE FAIR!!!!!!! *smiles huge*
CLASS: awwww nooo this sucksss
TEACHER: it will be fun. now you have to do *explains LONG list of "fun" things you get to, not have to, but GET TO do.

by **BLAHblahBLAH** January 26, 2008

bronx science

Of the three elite special highs the one with the shittiest infrastructure

Ever wonder why you only see pictures of our courtyard when you search up images of Bronx Science?

by what'smyhandle October 14, 2016

Sciencing

When someone inserts phrases or words similar or sound that sound scientific so people think they are smart but really they have no god damn clue what they are talking about cause they don't know what science even is -Alexandrasej

Keandre: Look at them lights they look like a spine with osteoporosis.
Rakel: Bih stop sciencing we get it you finna be smart even tho you don't even know what science is smh.

by Alexandrasej January 25, 2017

University of the Sciences in Philadelphia

A "prestigious" university located in University City along Woodland Avenue in Philadelphia. This school was originally the Philadelphia College of Pharmacy, but has in relatively recent times expanded to include a lot of other sciencey stuff. It is known for pharmacy, because it was the first pharmacy school in the western hemisphere. It has been called (stupidly) USiP (everyone knows you don't include prepositions in acronyms, but leave it to a science school...), USP, and just a month ago renamed USciences (USci was taken by some California school that got pissed when we tried to use it). The campus is small and compact compared to local Drexel or UPenn. There aren't ANY food trucks, which are a staple of Philly. The parties are okay, and interaction with Drexel and UPenn is good. It's not impossible to get into this school. The faculty and student body is extremely diverse. At least one of your teachers at any given time will not speak English as a first language. A good amount of the students are India/Asian, followed by white, and then black, and then a small collection of other. Most major in pharmacy and like 70% are residents. Cafeteria is lame. No distinguished sports except for rifle. (Yeah, shooting.) Gym is a required class. Colors are red and black, or officially "crimson and slate." Mascot is the devil.

Michael Smith: Hey, what college do you go to?
Shebab Patel: University of the Sciences in Philadelphia
Michael Smith: Huh?
Shebab Patel: Philadelphia College of Pharmacy
Michael Smith: Ohhh

by WildEyeJoker January 22, 2011

Scientifical

a way to make scientific flow in a sentence.

it's all scientifical and stuff.

by X_Izzy_X November 15, 2004