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Ronald McDonald’s revenge

A sex act where a man covers a woman’s vagina in honey mustard from McDonald’s then inserts a single McDonald’s French fry into his urethra then proceeds to have violent sex with her and during the whole experience he calls her his “little hamburger clown
Guy1: hey bro what did you do last night?

Guy2: oh nothing, I just gave my girl the Ronald McDonald’s Revenge.
by Samthememe777 January 24, 2020
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ronaldo cristiano

Some backward word that is awesome to smart people.
Ronaldo Cristiano is totally not a name
by Some stuffies September 21, 2020
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hey ronald

the act of positioning ones hand approximately 3 cm from another persons face while shouting vigourisly "hey ronald"
yo lets go hey ronald the fuck out of that weak freshman hoe!
by jiggabone j March 19, 2009
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ronaldo

1) Ronaldo - Once pretty special Brazilian soccer star, most goals in world cup history.. blah blah
now a fat loser who can go sit on the sidelines scoffing cakes with wayne rooney the bogan

2) Cristiano Ronaldo - spunky portugese spunk spunk who gave rooney the bogan what he deserved. famous for stepovers, dramatic dives and that bod, gotta love the soccer tradition of swapping shirts
1) Ive gained a bit of weight, i cant run for shit and im past my prime.. shit im turning into a real ronaldo

2) Im young, im spunky and i can play soccer real good.. shit im turning into a real cristiano
by Illhaveurbabiescristiano July 13, 2006
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Cristiano Ronaldo

The second best player in Football. Next to Lionel Messi of course
Guy 1: "Bro did you see Cristiano Ronaldo yesterday?"
Guy 2: "yeah he's really good but not as good as Lionel Messi obviously"
by BarcaBot10 November 27, 2019
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robaldo

A man who talks about his penis size, but as the old saying goes, those who talk about a ghue penis are covering up for there maggot with 2 acorns
INSIDE BOYS CHANGEING ROOM: look its that spaz who boats having a tryanosauric penis, but fucking hell its only a maggot stuck between 2 acorns
by ljs September 1, 2003
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Ronaldo

An broad term used to describe any young person, usually in a sporting environment when they are playing with older people.
Why does the coach bring up so many ronaldo's to our trainings?

You wont believe how bad this ronaldo is, I din't understand how he hasnt been dropped by the coach yet.
by ChizzGod December 25, 2019
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