frumpalufagus rotundus

a species within the larger frumpalufagus genus, specifically characterized by notable roundness, in addition to the more general characteristics of the frumpulafugi which include a dissheveled appearance with little attention to hygiene, grooming, or physical fitness.

"Walking down the street I found my path impeded by a frumpalufagus rotundus whose body caused such an obstruction, I was forced to walk behind it and watch it waddle down the sidewalk.

by rampant1 December 14, 2008

Returd Baby

Term used to describe teammates or enemies in an online game, who are very unskilled.
(Returd Baby is a replacement word for Noob)

"my name is (insert name) and I'm a Returd Baby, Wanh!!"
or
"Bunch of returd babies, put them in a pot and cook them in a stew"(used to describe more than one person)

by spacemandito November 6, 2008

Rotary Dial

Something that is old, old fashion or obsolete. Also out of style.

-Dude, i just got a blackberry!

-HA, those are so rotary dial.

by rotary fone March 26, 2011

returd

A retard that often shits his pants wich makes him smell like a sloppy turd.

Seano: Oi Jimmy, do u smell a juicy corn log?

Jimmy: I sure do, what do u think it could be?

Returd: Duuurrrkkaaa burrr (retard noises)

Seano: Theres your answer, a stinky returd.

by super smooth dude January 2, 2006

Superman Returns

Film that came out second best to Pirates 2, but then again...what didn't that Johnny-Depp career furthering project trash? Still, has made 400 million worldwide, despite being quite mediocre. Superman Returns rates a 7 out of 10, due to it's changing certain aspects of the beloved hero. Stalks Lois Lane in a rather unsettling scene, and has a 5 year old son now...which makes no sense. Quite romantic, was hated by morons who like to see things blow up and people get punched. Intellectual super-hero film, for real, unlike X-men than was just another action packed retard-fest for 10 year olds. Also stars Kevin Spacey in a truly frightning performace as psychopath Lex Luthor. Said to have a 260 million dollar budget, most probably 200 million in truth, removing previous failed attempts to re-start franchise. Has a VERY loyal fanbase that will ensure it's future success. One must remember, Gone With The Wind could have gone up against Pirates and lost. All in all a so-so Superman movie. Co-stars Kate Bosworth as the most inept Lois Lane ever. Role should have gone to Claire Danes.Probably make another 100 mill on DVD. Sequel planned. MUST INCLUDE DOOMSDAY!

"Saw Superman Returns to day...it was...good."

by PepsiCola September 15, 2006

Point of no return theory

The point of no return theory is when you take a member of the opposite sex (usually female) home to have sexual relations/fellatio. As you take off your clothing, she realizes that you have a tiny penis and/or a beer belly, but since you have already gotten to this point she might as well hook up with you--hence the point of no return. Essentially, a common bond amongst the ugly people of America where hope is found.

Once my pants came off she had to keep going--proof of the Point of no return theory.

by TittySwass March 17, 2013

Returd

Someone of ultimate extent of being a moronic individual past of that who is considered a "retard", and also a clumsy spaz. Not having to do with being mentally challenged or impaired, a RETURD is vast in a level of stupidity.

Philip: Haha, did you just see what happened to Ryan? That dude just tried to jump off the building upside-down.
Allen: Yeah, I saw it. That guy is definitely a returd.

by Say Tech-E September 24, 2005