Roger McGuffey

Sex God! Unfortunately, has every STD known to man. As a result, uses a ziplock bag when he performs his daily teabaggings. His penis is thicker than Hillary Clinton's ankles. Very dangerous.

Oh man! Roger made me sore for damn near a year. I best buy vaseline.

by unfortunate victim September 12, 2004

The Uncle Roger

The Uncle Roger is a sex move where you put MSG on your partners genitals and then go down on them…

Met this girl last night at the bar …
Took her home and did The Uncle Roger

Tasted amazing

by Wan21 November 23, 2021

roger

An acknowledgment of something. Commonly said when using radios.

Skyhawk 2:Mobius 1, this is Skyhawk 2, change heading to 180.

Mobius 1: Roger that.

by sterlingheights July 15, 2008

Roger

Roger is a sweet caring loving guy he is so cute and loves to joke around he is the best boyfriend ever and I would give up everything for him. He made me fall in love with him instently And I can't imagine a day without him. Although he can be sorta an ass hole sometime he knows how to make u feel loved. When I meant him I new I would like him it was like a puzzle he just fitted into place in my heart.he lights up my world more than anyone I have everment and he is always there. I just want him to know how much he really means to me.

I love Roger.
Roger is my world.

by Jello and jelly September 18, 2021

Rogers Park

An incredibly diverse, multicultural neighberhood on the far North Side of Chicago. Featuring a vast array of peoples and colors, including but not limited too: blacks (all over but mostly south of Morse), Indians (Devon Avenue), Jews (West Rogers Park), White liberals (this often includes Jews, often the more secular type. They are clustered all over but mostly near the lake), Loyola University future yuppies (near the lake), Mexicans (Clark Street), people with hypenated names who feel guilty about being white and upper middle-class, and some random eastern european people I don't care about. It's the Hyde Park of the North Side but better.

Oy Vey! I'm schvitsing here in my schmatas. Let's go to the socialist meeting in Rogers Park and eat some Hamantashen. Oy Gavult.

by MSS Avenger November 8, 2005

Roger

1. To roger is a sexual term meaning sexual intercourse.
2. A term meaning swag

1. I'm about to roger that girl in science class.
2. I about to get rogered out for the movies.

by Jake rl trel January 24, 2014

Lame like Roger Clemens

The epitome of being lame. It's hard to be lamer than someone who does steroids and blames his wife.

"Quit being lame like Roger Clemens"

by dreeze March 30, 2008