Remora

a non-alcoholic cocktail consisting of Orange juice, mango juice,grenadine, and coconut milk.

Jack on the rocks, with an umbrella. What the hell, I'm celebrating.

Forget the Jack on the rocks, let's have remoras all around.

by Agent Lloyd February 22, 2011

Remoras

Johnny Depp's (pet name for) Stans : a parasitic sucker fish that attaches to a host and lives off its feces.

1. Today we learned Johnny Depp calls his fans "remoras" - a type of sucker fish that sucks on ships, sharks and swimmers.

2. Depp, there are remoras behind you.

3. Did you know "relatives" is actually Johnny Depp's code for "remoras"?

4.“Depp would insult his fans… he called them remoras, which are suckerfish that put a hole in a ship and sink it.”

by Unityworld May 24, 2022

Please Remove

Editors, please start removing lame definitions for the sake of humanity.

Oh, here we go again! Another genius decided to post something intelligent on Urban Dictionary. I feel smarter already.

Please Remove...

by Removealldefinitions April 9, 2013

remote pwn

v. When you pwn someone and they aren't even there.

Bob: Where is Steve?
Frank: He's in China.
Bob: He's so fat!
Frank: Haha. You just remote pwned him.
*Meanwhile In China*
Steve: I feel a disturbance...as if someone has pwned me from a great distance. I wish I wasn't so fat.

by TheBigLime April 29, 2006

liquid panty remover

Usually a sweet punch made with tequila, also gin or grain alcohol. Typical ingredients include Sprite and lemonade. As the name suggests, it's often served at parties as an attempt to get women naked.

Drink this and call me when you're ready.

by Bugsy August 10, 2005

poster's remorse

The regretful feeling one gets after posting a message, comment or UD definition online that cannot be removed.

"I kind of have poster's remorse about calling that guy on youtube a bitch for liking Sum 41 last night, he might not realize I was kidding..."

by your mom's anarchy April 6, 2008

Master William's Tonsil Remover

Used to describe a sexual phenomenon experienced by a man who refuses to pleasure his own member. He is copulating with his partner either anally or vaginally and on the verge of climax begins to throb incessantly. Often times he will cry out, chirp, or shriek in a cracked voice as he is overcome by the intensity (and sometimes pain) as pressure in his erect member reaches a considerably extreme level. Upon orgasm, ejaculate is rushed up through the vagina or anus accompanied by urine that is flushed out by the dramatic pressure change. Once urine builds up enough over a particular area, its acidity will breach and tear all the way to the diaphram and the seminal fluids that float on water will eventually rise to the throat of the unfortunate partner. Named after a devout catholic who was part of 18th Century Scottish nobility who was both forbidden to masturbate and encouraged to have many sexual partners. Master William was tuburcular and when his concubines were discovered to have his penile residue on their tonsils, they had to recieve immediate tonsilectimies in order to survive.

Man, I just got back from a week-long excursion to Africa with some friends, and we all slept in one room. My girlfriend wants to have sex but I'm worried about removing her tonsils Master-William style.

That White stuff in your throat ain't toothpaste, Lebron. You just got a case of Master William's tonsil remover.

by Rustin January 9, 2007