Religion

Religion=Shit
A thing people who cannot face death turn to.

Point made.....

If you are a good person, you will be good.
If you are a bad person, you will be evil.

'I'm going to die!'
'Terrible...'
'But no matter, i'm going to heaven!'
'Where is that?'
'Err.......umm.....'
+SLASH, DIE NON-BELIEVER!+

An example of the christian church's policy on people who point out faults in their belief system, Ancient Times-Middle-Ages

by Lonesamurai July 3, 2004

religion

an excuse used to let people allow you to bomb the hell out of the world.

Student:Can I kill President Bush?
Teacher:No.
Student:But I'm a Muslim.
Teacher:Oh, I am so, so sorry. Go ahead.

by Srihari November 27, 2004

religion

Just an excuse for community controle


Most retarded Religion is Christianity, the international symbol for christianity is a cross, Jesus died on this cross and Romans built it, so its disrespectful, like if I started a religion about Sonny Bono and my symbol would be a tree and a set of skis.

And Jesus was a jew, so thats fucked up even more

I hate jews they killed my god

Damn you christians this aint a place to pray, this is a fuckin newsagents

by Psyko February 8, 2005

religion

A belief system, usually ancient, that is magical and evil in all or most of its context. It is usually contradictory in itself; some pages tell you to be good; others tell you to be evil. It is 100% man-made, and written in a time when people were gullible and stupid. Its brainwashing power has promoted, and influenced, the minds of millions of people to engage in numerous nefarious acts throughout history, such as religious intolerance (especially antisemitism), slavery (especially since the Bible was used to justify enslaving the black race), murder, rape, the Inquisition, the Holocaust, the Witch Trials, numerous "holy wars", the genocides of millions of Native Americans throughout history, 9/11, dying for nothing (martyrdom), etc. THE LIST GOES ON.

Christianity is a perfect example of religion; it has promoted, throughout its history

by Kiss My Ass, Religion June 12, 2010

Religion

Religion is a created myth to cause religious wars and holy crusades for money and oil, religion is greed.

person 1: hi lets accuse jews for selling my slippers on ebay and cause a new religious crusade
person 2: Sorry dude.. Someone beat you at it
person 3: Hah Pwnt Ima Aethiest
person 4: Religion.. The Power The Greed this Worlds Destruction.

by Joe Edwards September 18, 2007

religion

The belief in a higher power than the ones we can notice here on earth, this belief always comes with responsibilities to the god(s)/goddess(es) you worship. These responsibilities are passed on to other people by tales or are written down in a holy book. Religions can vary a lot, but they usually all consist immortality after death. In many religions people must make sure of a sacrifice to his/her/their god(s)/goddess(es), this may vary from nuts, fruit, vegetables, etc. to sacrificing animals or even other humans.

Terry has become a buddhist, his religion now is buddhism

by Jan Incognito April 17, 2006

religion

1. A very large cult

2. A socially accepted mental disorder.

Person A: "I hear voices in my head."

Person B: "You should probably see a doctor."

Person A: "It's god's voice though, he is talking to me."

Person B: "Oh, nvm then, that's perfectly normal. I forgot you were into religion."

by god2346 June 18, 2009