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on the reals

she was totally frontin'. on the reals.
by elizabeth March 9, 2004
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Realist

A realist (by definition) is a person completey unbiased. Something we should all stride for. There are people that are so biased that literaly nothing can sway there way of thinking. If they think the sky is green god himself couldn't make them think any differently. Unfortunately nobody on earth is a full realist because we all have some level of bias. But we should always stride to be as close to reality as possible.
A realist see things as they are with zero bias and deal with the situation as is.
Some people see a glass half emty or half full, a realist sees a glass that has a milk level perfectly between the top of the glass to the bottom.
by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 17, 2017
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reality steve

Website of an orange county funny man who writes weekly reviews of reality shows at www.realitysteve.com.
Reality steve is funny, but I worry about his obvious lack of a life.
by socalsweetie April 24, 2005
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reality

an idea; something that is here for eternity, not just for a short time
The cup isn't real, the IDEA of the cup is real.
by Sarah August 27, 2004
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Natural Reality Check

A Natural Reality Check or "NRC" is a way of figuring out whether a girl is worth continuing conversation with and later banging by simply masturbating and seeing if you still have the urge to do such banging.

You usually perform an NRC when youre talking to a girl on Facebook or texting someone

The science behind an NRC is, that after beating off you have a lower sex drive, meaning that if you still want to do it, she's really worth it.
Nick: I was talking to Shannon last night on facebook

Luke: Oh yeah?

Nick: Yeah she wants my dick.

Luke: Are you gonna let her get it?

Nick: Well I was, but then I NRC'd that ho and decided otherwise.

Luke: I see I see. I just did an NRC the other night.

Nick: Natural Reality Checks are the bomb
by nickymo56 December 30, 2011
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Corn Relish

The remnant amalgam of corn and fecal matter adhering to the unsheathed penile glans and shaft post withdrawal from the dirty anus of a lover after anal sex. May also be known as Spooning Corn Fritters.
Roger: Come on Brooohhh we got to head out. We are going to be late. It's about time you got here.
Carl: Sorry Braaaaahhhh. I was drilling my old lady's poop chute and I was covered in Corn Relish. I had to shower that shit off before I came here.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
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reality challenged

A blanket term for "birthers", "truthers" or "deathers" Reality is too uncomfortable for them, so they start to believe in strange conspiracies.
I can't believe that he thinks that Osama Bin Laden is still alive. He's definitely reality challenged
by Mr_Ectomy May 27, 2011
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