roman sunglasses

The act of having a tit on each eye, like sunglasses. The reason for the name being that historically, the Romans banged like no other.

“Yeah so last night, my girlfriend gave me the Roman sunglasses”

by Fenderyeetcaster February 8, 2021

Roman Concrete

When two or more Italian men ejaculate repeatedly in a pile, then wait 28 days for full curing time to harden

It’s estimated that it took 15,000 yards of Roman concrete to build the colosseum.

by Sweet baby bob March 10, 2023

Roman Polanski

A disgusting bastard who raped a child. He is the reason I don't give a damn about the Oscars anymore.

Oscar voters: Roman is a good director so all is forgiven.
Me: You guys need to go to hell.

by Hell is beside you, Roman September 20, 2003

roman candle war

A battle that involves at least two people, that is fought using long cardboard tubes that launch balls of fire. Using roman candle in this way can be dangerous, but over all it's worth the fun.

Holy shit dude, I got the worst burn ever in that roman candle war on saturday. Oh well, it's a cool looking battle wound.

by watch for stopsigns January 10, 2007

Roman Dirge

Author of Lenore and other such books. Good sense of humor but no where close to Jhonen Vasquez by the way they are friends so it's all good.

Zeptar-"Lenore is a great comic book with cool animation but isn't as great as Johnny the Homocidal Maniac"

Johnny Dearest-"true dat"

by Johnny Dearest August 24, 2005

Roman Baby Shower

The act of vomiting on one's own hands and then splashing it over one's face while continuing to smear it in and around the facial region.

"Dude, you scared the shit out of those bouncers when you left the bar and Roman Baby Showered right there on the sidewalk".

by romanbabyshowerer October 18, 2009

Roman Reigns

WWE Superstar, Current Universal Heavyweight Champion and Tribal Chief of Smackdown, he makes Smackdown the best wrestling show, and is associated with Paul Heyman, but he usually needs help from Jey Uso when he defends his Universal Championship, everyone wants Daniel Bryan or Shinsuke Nakamura to win the rumble but we all know Goldberg is probably gonna win the wwe title and Goldberg is probably gonna win the royal rumble and fight Reigns and Wrestlemania

Did you see Smackdown last night?
Yes, did you see Roman Reigns kick Adam Pearce's ass?

by I REINFORCE MEME PEOPLE January 24, 2021