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Riding Dirty

1. When you drive a car or motor cycle without being:
A. licensed
B. Insured
C. Registered

Or being drunk,having drugs, guns, a prostitute or ugly woman/man in car.

2. Having sex with a woman/man who has bad hygene or has had a lot of sex partners.
1. Damn! Bryan got caught riding dirty by the popo after that huge kegger!

2. I was horny so just decided to ride dirty with Tony for a while.
by People Watchers April 28, 2014
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riding dirty

1.driving with drugs or other illegal shit in your car
2.anal sex
3.sex with a filthy whore
Dylan: hey guys i had sex with mikes sister last night, then i shat on her chest

Kyle: thats fucking sick, you were riding dirty, and get away from me, you smell like shit.
by Super Cool Ben June 1, 2006
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riding the bump

Riding in the middle seat in the back row of a car, where there may or may not be a bump.
Sally: Not it!
Susy: Not it!
Fred: Aww crap, I guess I'm riding the bump again.
by dontspitonme October 26, 2007
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Riding the net bareback

Going on the internet without internet security such as an anti virus programme, derived from the sexual practice of not using condoms 'riding bareback'
I don't have anti virus I'm riding the net bareback
by kezangel April 23, 2011
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Riding the Rainbow

While going down on a girl; the girl rips her tampon out and sticks it in your mouth.
"Hey, did you hear about Dave last night?"
"Yeah, his girlfriend made him ride the rainbow."
by Chris April 5, 2005
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riding the vespa

When a dwarf is standing giving you oral relief and you grab hold of their pretty, blonde pigtails and ride them hard. Not dissimilar to riding a vespa scooter, except with dwarf teeth clamped on your parts.
I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just on the vinegar strokes riding this vespa.
by McGoohan March 21, 2005
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riding Mexican

Riding in the trunk of a car. Usually happens when the car with not enough seats for all your friends.
"Wait, I thought there were 7 of you, Joe's car only holds 5."
"Yeah, Steve and I were riding Mexican."
by el coche December 11, 2007
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