quozex

a type of sandwich involving peanut butter and jelly

Are you eating a quozex?

by NathanLange October 30, 2009

Quote the Stoat

To tell a fib or to make something up.

To paraphrase so outrageously that all likeness to the original comment is lost.

To invent statistics from thin air.

Don't quote the stoat with me. - Said to someone you believe to be telling a lie.

I might be Quoting the stoat here, but 87.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot. - Said when you are inventing statistics from thin air.

by eviljoy January 13, 2010

Quote Bust

A type of pop quiz in which the teacher expects the students to identify quotes from a previous reading assignment.

Jim: I heard that theres a quiz in Mrs. Spritzers class, how was it.
Jake: It was terrible she totally quote busted us.

by Michaelister November 10, 2010

quote fish

A quote fish is the act of a person needing something done and seeking out a number of quotes.

Simon is quote fishing to get his house painted.
Gina is quote fishing for a wedding planner.

by Youlittlebooty August 22, 2011

quote of meerkats

a quote of meerkats is a group or family of meerkats

a single meerkat is a Sergei, a group is a quote of meerkats

by feemay November 12, 2013

quotebook

Constantly posting useless quotes on Facebook in order to make you appear more; spiritual, motivated or interesting than you actually are. You're also quite satisfied that you found this quote and can spread your unparalleled "wisdom" with the rest of the world.

"I hate Dave's Facebook page, it's a constant quotebook".

E.g. "If you never go after what you want you'll never have it" unknown

"Happiness does not depend on what you have or who you are, it solely relies on what you think" Buddha

Basically all this kind of wank where people think that posting it on Facebook will change them or change the world… ugh!

by quotebook January 17, 2014

Quoters

People who look at quotes alot or Post them on Social networks

"Did you hear about those quoters everywhere"

"no what is that?'

"Check Urban Dictionary"

by TheGirlWhoKnowsNothing April 1, 2015