Quaf

The plural of quef.

"Man, how many times did you Quaf, steve?"

by Sargent Snake August 30, 2006

queffy

An act achieved only through the flawless execution of two simultaneous maneuvers by a female.

The first action to perform a queffy will require the ability to queef on command. This is a skill mastered through years of dedication and grueling vaginal exercises. So open up your poonies and take a deep breath ladies. The second and most important act is to quickly and yet skillfully grab a pussycat, settle it comfortably between your legs where it is alarmed but not alarmed enough to claw the goodies, and expel that warm sack of air you've been waiting to release.

Congrats, you have just performed a queffy (queefing on a pussy)

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Alex and Sally were in the kitchen when without warning, he grabbed her adorable Yorkie and farted on it. In a rage, Sally grabbed his pussycat, sucked air into her vagina, and laid a big fucking queffy on it.

by Summer.of.87 August 14, 2016

Bender's Quiff

Spliff, A Rhyming Slang Version Ov A Spliff, Used To Aknowledge Smoking Of A Drug: Bender's Quiff For A Spliff

By Blue :)

Do You Wanna Come For A Bender's Quiff

by LE3 Pot Head September 10, 2009

Quaffle

When a woman has had sex and there are rements of the mans semen left over inside the woman's vagina and when she queefs it sounds wet. Making a quaffe sound.

Wow that quaffle sounded like a repressed fart.

by Iioveupookey266261 January 21, 2014

quarf

Quantum Resonant Fields

Harmonic frequencies at the subatomic level produce quarfs when that aid in superluminal communication.

by Steven R. Grimm August 29, 2003

quiff

a dirty girl or slut

damn that stupid quill gave me crabs

by mike hawk May 13, 2005

quaaf

The smell emitted from one's mouth after they have burped.

Dude, that was the nastiest quaff i have ever smelled, what have you been eating? dog shit?

by the ludes January 28, 2004