Gas Pumper

A male who continuously spends ridiculous amounts money on his girlfriend in hopes that it will get him better sex and she still does not let him do whatever he wants to her in bed.

you dont let your boyfriend jizz on your face? he must be a gas pumper!

by poopmongreldooodooo May 9, 2011

Pumpadelic

Something which gets people pumped up, energised and in the mood for moving, often in the form of dancing. Often occurs in reaction to music and/or drugs.

Andrew: "How was daft the other night?"
Jack: "Pumpadelic man, I danced so hard my feet went numb"

Ben: "How was the bickie the other night?"
John: "Pumpadelic man I just wanted to dance!"

by The Other Scottie October 30, 2008

pumpernickel pump-off

Pumping off using two warm slices of buttered pumpernickel bread.

"Dude, I was in the bakery yesterday, and I had the best pumpernickel pump-off ever!"

"Just got home from the grocery store with my girl. You guys know what time it is? It's time for a pumpernickel pump-off!"

"Spending the night alone...guess it's time to make a pumpernickel pump-off."

by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014

Pumpernickeled

Getting punched so hard, you shit yourself.

Yo! You seen Big Bobby Brown get rocked in his teeth?

Yea bruh, Jameel pumpernickeled that man!

by PorkNPussy October 2, 2016

pumper dickle

to genuinely enlarge your penis with a pump to pleasure the ladies

that guy definitely got a pumper dickle

by RobinsonL October 26, 2017

purped

burp and fart at the same time

"Girl I just purped, got gas coming from both ends!!"

by 713made901raised September 12, 2018

Pumpernickel Finger-Gun

A Pumpernickel Finger-Gun is a sexual act that involves anal sex and fingering. It commonly occurs when a Male and Female are having Anal Sex and the Males penis gets stuck in the Females sphincter.

Then, the Male has to use his fingers to get his penis out of the Females sphincter, which causes the Female to release her bowel contents all over the Males finger.

It is a very messy process.

"Bro, I was fucking Stacey last night and we had to do the old Pumpernickel Finger-Gun!"
"Go... Go wash your hands, David."

by Ricky Biff and Little Peter January 14, 2021