proper dump

a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.

just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.

i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.

by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 24, 2016

proper melly

When you are describing someone who is either weird,stupidor a retard

That girl over there is a proper melly

by Keeneanos April 4, 2017

proper annoying

When someone isn't just being annoying and they're being proper annoying its intensified.

Right, that's proper annoying me.

by DownPour The Dutchie April 21, 2017

Proper cleaning

When someone is giving a man oral and they use his penis as a toothbrush, his cum as toothpaste and his pubic hairs as floss.

I just gave jenny a proper cleaning.

by Olivia Minerva (Shlivs) July 22, 2017

proper tilted

When you get passed the point of tilted (screaming at a video game) and move into the stages of throwing your controller and smashing tv's that's what proper tilted is.

I'm getting fucking proper tilted my guy!!! *breaks controller*

by Lt. Halfpipe August 7, 2017

proper thot

An english thot.

"Mate she's a proper thot"

by WolfOfCherno November 28, 2017

proper pimp

business pimp, like a have your hoes sign a contract.

Troye is proper pimp

by mufassa 123456 May 10, 2018