Purple Protesters

Members of SEIU, a union now infamous for it's fraudulent activity and intimidation tactics, who used force in their attempt to help elect Obama as president. They are easy to spot because they always wear purple shirts with SEIU written on them and travel in large groups for intimidation purposes. Studies have shown that most SEIU members tested for borderline mental retardation on most intelligence tests.

Hey, did you go to the town hall meeting?

I was going to, but then I heard the Purple Protesters were there so I decided to stay home.

by JAK 4B September 30, 2010

antiwar protestor

One who protests against a declaration of war by one's government. Most recently, they have been protesting against the Iraqi War thingie. Many are decent people who have genuine concerns about things, but there are also the fanatical shitbags who think that lying down in the middle of the fucking road during rush hour is going to solve anything. Those misguided individuals apparently think that preventing people from getting to work or to a hospital because they have severe burns is okay, but its not okay to tear down a dictatorship that has killed millions of its own people.

The majority of antiwar protestors you see on TV are raging narcissitic lunatics, but there are those who know that they can get their point across just by standing on the sidewalk or in a park without screaming their heads off at passers by.

by C-can October 21, 2003

antiwar protestor

A person of liberal belief who protests the United States Military Action aganist a tyrannical regime while a Republican is President.(see Iraq)

This excludes Clinton's was Aganist Serbia because he was a Democrat.
Slobodon was opressing his people, but Saddam was not.

Most anti-war protesters are either aging hippies from the 1960's trying to regain their lost youth or cluless 18-25 year olds with little education and no job who live off thgeir parents money. According to national geographic society study only 7% of all American between 18-25 can identify Iraq on a map.

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

Witness Protection

A program that Michael De Santa from GTA V was in. Witness protection is security provided to a threatened person providing testimonial evidence to the justice system, including defendants and other clients, before, during, and after a trial, usually by police. It is also used at war crime trials.
Don't tell DarkViperAU

Michael was never in witness protection, witness protection for what? No one was convicted of anything

by LightViperUS October 5, 2021

Protector

A gentleman with a cool,even temperament who commonly has traits such as being tall, handsome, good build, broad shoulders, intimidates to wolves, clean-neat appearance and walks with an erect gait. Smaller, petite college women in cities can or will most often enough seek out these traits in a mate for their role as a 'protector' or someone that would ward off would be wolves or opportunistic predatory men. These types of men could have day jobs as Law Enforcement, Fire Department, Military or other roles women typically view as 'hero's or doing service to the community but exceptions always exist. These men might view themselves as modern day 'super hero's' and put an 'S' on their Toyota 4Runner or license plate. The ladies will often enough choose these men of valor to marry as being their perfect knight in shining armor to provide security and stability in an otherwise unpredictable world. Note: uneducated back wood rednecks do not generally serve this type of role to educated, career minded city woman.

An uneducated, shorter redneck guy goes to the city and notices a lot of smaller, cute petite ladies with tall men with them and asks, 'what is up with all these tree's hanging over these women here?' Another guy responds back that those men are their protectors because the city is a dangerous, insecure place without them.

by honestguy87110 August 11, 2009

obsessive protective disorder

A term used to describe an overly protective Boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Someone suffering from OPD becomes angry when their other half so much as looks at someone of the opposite sex.

A girlfriend suffering from obsessive protective disorder.
=Boyfriend glances at random woman across the room=
Girlfriend: What, am i not good enough for you anymore? You have to go checking out other girls?
Boyfriend: No hun, i was just looking at her bright purple hair..
Girlfriend: So how long has this been going on???
Boyfriend: Calm down babe...
Girlfriend: WE ARE SO OVER! I WILL NOT BE CHEATED ON BY SCUM LIKE YOU
=Boyfriend shrugs=

by Bret Holmes August 3, 2007

Witless Protection Program

Witless Protection Program (wit less pro tek shun pro gram) NOUN. An organization devoted to saving clueless people from the consequences of their stupidity.

Molly- Did you just threaten to kill the president?

Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.

Molly- How would you know?

Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!

Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?

Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.

(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).

Molly- You are going to need this number.

Conrad- Who's this?

Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.

by Maxhole June 25, 2009