post whoring

To post on message boards for the sake of posting, to post useless things to raise your post count.

"Please stop postwhoring, posting 'lolz' is not constructive to these forums."

by Lily June 8, 2004

Prostate Milking

The act of massaging or caressing a man's prostate to the point of ejaculation. Done in a purely sexual manner.

Contrary to popular belief this provides no known medical benefit, and has no known medically proven effect on preventing prostate cancer.

They gave me such a prostate milking that I couldn't get hard the rest of the day.

by pvgirl93 April 21, 2020

Post Avatar Depression

Post Avatar Depression, also known as P.A.D for short, is the case when a person after seeing the movie "Avatar" (By James Cameron) eventually realises that the world they live in sucks ass and that they will never be able to fly, jump or live like the Na'vi do on Pandora.

Guy 1: Wow that movie was amazing,
Guy 2: *Sniff*
Guy 1: dude, are you crying?
Guy 2: Bro... my life sucks..
Guy 1: Aww shit... looks like Post Avatar Depression..
Guy 2: i need a hug :(

by Tsu'Tey January 1, 2010

post-metal

An emerging genre of metal music which takes elements of post-rock and puts them into a metal context. Somewhat connected to sludge metal.

Russian Circles and Isis are examples of post-metal acts.

by saucy626 November 14, 2009

prostie

n. short for, truncation of prostitute
v. to work as a prostitute

Josh used to be a prostie.

by cheryl-renee February 15, 2005

Prostache

Prostache is grown exclusively during the month of November for the Movember event. Celebrating the fight against male prostate cancer it is the prostate mustache - or prostache.

The pronunciation of the first half of the word rhymes with "frost".

As cool as his prostache looked, he knew it meant more to him; much more.

by Zarbuck November 16, 2010

the postal service

a band that sounds alot like death cab for cutie because the singer happens to be Ben Gibbard.

the band also consists of producer Jimmy Tamborello of Dntel, and a few other bands (headset and figurine). the group formed after ben set vocals to a song on one of Dntel's albums.

the postal service succeeds in creating a unique sound mostly upbeat and poppy.

the postal service. you'll probably like them if you like cheery music. or something like that.

by sammy____ September 13, 2006