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poserfied

1)The act of feeling like a poser

2) Mostly used when someone does something better than you on a skateboard
Dude 1: Man did you see that guy tre-flip that 10 stair?
Dude 2: Yeah, man I feel so poserfied.
by Tank_Man1 April 19, 2009
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Poser

A person who calls someone a "poser" when the word that they really mean to use, but are to much of a poseur to realize, is "poseur".
So, I came across these guys online today that where totally thinking they were all punk. I was like, "Have you even heard of the Ramones? Because I'm pretty familiar with their music!" They didn't know what I was talking about!!!! :-o Wow, these guys where SUCH a bunch of posers!
by markdinaz June 1, 2010
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Poosebumps

n: The horrible goosebumps you get when you have to take a bad shit and there is no place available to drop it. Often happens whilst sitting in a classroom, board meeting, the line for a roller coaster, or while being pulled over for driving too fast (because of said eminent load spatter).
You could tell Jim had to crap during his canoe trip, he had poosebumps all over his body.
by JonCrapper July 6, 2011
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Poseidon Adventure

An inverted Motorboat. When a person sits on top of and rubs their breasts vigorously in another person's face while they make vibrating sounds. So named for the movie "The Poseidon Adventure" which takes place in an upturned cruise liner.
Lucy: Check out the bazookas on that little hottie!
Lara: I'd like to go on a Poseidon Adventure with her!

Chuck: I think Larry's Manboobs have gotten bigger.
Ben: I'll be he gives his Girlfriend a Poseidon Adventure every time they do it.
by chebizarro January 23, 2014
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poosevere

I've been on the toilet bowl for fifteen minutes now, I must poosevere.
by Thursty Thurst July 2, 2015
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Poseidon's Trident

The name of a threesome that involves only men.
Grey, Mike, and Nathaniel meet up last night to perform poseidon's Trident.
by BackB0ne June 4, 2016
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poseidon's pitchfork

Poseidon's Pitchfork is when a male is urinating and his stream starts, or leads into, a triple stream going left, right and center.
Oh man, I had to pee so bad last night, I made Poseidon's Pitchfork.
by AGills March 26, 2017
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