high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation

Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”

by Fireguy47 December 18, 2017

pemis

Desperate spinster's wish for eligible, edible and mailable male preferably with a bachelor's decree and suitably adorned with a bachelor's degree.

I've conclusively comte to the comclusion that eligible bachelors are simply an illusion, so I am writing the despertae spinsters veritable good guide dedicated to all pemis on how to give blow jobe to carrots,begginers; dildos,intermediate; vibrators,advanced and last, but not leaked broomsticks,honours bachelor.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

Pramit

Pramit is an ass friend is fucking bitch boi, he bullies everybody and thinks he is cool

Dumb as pramit is he worst student in the class

by anonymous April 8, 2019

preminder

That annoying visit from your boss to tell you to do something you were about to do. Usually punctuated by your own reminder message popping up on your screen moments after he's left leaving him feeling like you weren't going to do it and you feeling like you're being micro-managed.
Also applies when your girl tells you its her birthday/anniversary/valentines tomorrow when you've actually remembered for a change.

John: Dave came in to tell me to run that revenue report, I do it everyday at four, why would he think I need his preminder?

Doug: Its Sallys birthday next week, she just gave me a preminder even though I've already got her a gift.

by Fo0Led May 12, 2008

Premier

Also known to British as your skanky local corner shop mostly ran by muslims

Oi Aabid, Come to the premier with me and the lads

by Mutiii October 25, 2017

Premisis

A new age spelling and definition of the word "Premises" plural : a piece of land with the buildings on it.
Derived from the root word "Premis" meaning a single building.

Premisis singular: is defined as a tract of land with a single building on it.

The origin of the new word is almost certainly the Essex & Thames Police (UK)to define a "Single Building" instead of a "Group of Buildings" as defined under the word "Premises".

Tonight we will carry out a raid on this premisis.

We found a significant amount of stolen goods in this premisis tonight.

by LotsOfNewWords May 2, 2018

Bot Burger Premium

"Bot Burger Premium" is used for super stupid people that can't be described with just Bot Burger.

This guy is a true bot burger premium.

by ItsTrickUwU December 2, 2020