when your lover pretends to be asleep, then waits fo ryou to fall asleep, and shoves a possum up your butt.
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n. the production of lame music by older people, often B-list movie stars, who are boring us while they "live the dream".
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Dude! I hear your father started a Tim Robbins cover band. I didn't know he suffered from postmature erockulation.
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"It could be argued that many intellectuals who write new formalist verse for poetry slams, or make philosophy memes are incorporating elements of postmodern urban romanticism."
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oh shit i just got busted doing the friendly postman by my girlfriend. not as embaressing as the time the actual postman caught me!
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