A whore d'oeuvre

When you pop a single bollock in her snatch for a little surprise, before the main meal..

She was shocked when I gave her A whore d'oeuvre, she didn’t know how opulent my love making style was!

by xxcrackulaxx December 26, 2020

A whore d'oeuvre

Popping a single bollock into her snatch before her main meal.

“Oh Janice, i didn’t realise what an opulent lover he was until he gave me A whore d'oeuvre”

by xxcrackulaxx December 27, 2020

Friendly postman

The act of putting your penis throught the letterbox and masturbating furiously whilst leaning round the door!

oh shit i just got busted doing the friendly postman by my girlfriend. not as embaressing as the time the actual postman caught me!

by xxcrackulaxx October 22, 2010