Urban Dictionary: Definitions by xxcrackulaxx

A whore d'oeuvre

Popping a single bollock into her snatch before her main meal.

“Oh Janice, i didn’t realise what an opulent lover he was until he gave me A whore d'oeuvre”

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When you pop a single bollock in her snatch for a little surprise, before the main meal..

She was shocked when I gave her A whore d'oeuvre, she didn’t know how opulent my love making style was!

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The act of putting your penis throught the letterbox and masturbating furiously whilst leaning round the door!

oh shit i just got busted doing the friendly postman by my girlfriend. not as embaressing as the time the actual postman caught me!

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