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Pootch

The little bit of flab on relatively skinny people that hangs out over their low cut jeans when they sit. Often accompanied by a thong winking out the buttocks.
If it weren't for that girls pootch, she would be pretty hot.

Aw, dang! I thought my pootch was tucked in today!!
by Starquesha Bon Qui Qui April 30, 2009
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Poosterbation

Poosterbation or, to poosterbate, is to perform the act of masturbation while using shit as lubricant. It is most commonly performed when a person wants to bust a nut, and needs to lay a cable at the same time. A variation of poosterbation would be to use shit other than your own, this form of poosterbation is very adventurous and usually requires a level of poosterbation experience to maintain a boner as other peoples shit always smells worse than your own.

There is a high risk of infection associated with performing poosterbation with strangers shit, because you can never be sure as to what bacteria or diseases might be lurking in their poo. The most common form of infection from poosterbation is Broccoli Cock (see 'Broccoli Cock'). AIDS is a low risk due to the rancid smell of AIDS infected poo, and the high availability of AIDS rags (see 'AIDS rag') from public hospitals.
A guy and girl leave the club and sneak into the back alley together,

Guy-"I've gotta fuck you real quick cause my girlfriend will be wondering where I am".

Girl-"Have you got a condom?, cause I have AIDS"

Guy-"FUCK, no I don't, but I have an AIDS rag, quick just do a shit and wipe the poo with this AIDS rag, then I'll just poosterbate into your mouth".

Girl-"OK, I love poosterbation".

Guy-"No shit bitch, everyone loves poosterbation".
by Spydabytes September 10, 2010
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Pootash

Facial hair that is primarily constructed from someone elses faeces...
My gosh your pootash is looking yellow, is it made from John's shit (poo poo)?

Err yes!!! oh look a piece of sweetcorn!!!

Safe!
by Terry the STI ferry July 24, 2008
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poot

A person of lower intelligence, more specifically a buffoon.
"You're such a poot!"
by K - Dizzle October 1, 2006
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pootater

A.Fecal matter resembling a potato.
B. A person resembling fecal matter resemling a potato
"I just made a pootater that hurt."
"Your such a freakin pootater!"
by Jake Carlyon June 11, 2006
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Pootay

noun -
1. a slang term of endearment, used in a 'cookie-monster type' voice.

2. a slang term of someone being a pain and/or doing something you don't want them to be doing, used in a 'cookie-monster type' voice.
1. "Dear Pootay, I love you. Heart, Pootay"
2. "POOTAY...why are you drinking my soda?"
by modogg May 29, 2008
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poostank

a stanky poo that stank the poo house
yo mom stanks like a stanky poostank
by muzzl3 May 30, 2005
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