An overly aggressive jerk seeking to "mark his/her territory" by stalking you while remaining seated on his/her own front porch. Someone who shouts after you while seeming to enjoy the relative comfort and safety of their own front porch.
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Person 1: Kaila, Nate, Laurel, Gabe, and Michael didn't invite me to porch time last night!
Person 2: Of course not! You're not cool enough to go.
Person 1: Well, who would wanna go anyway? All they do is talk about Jesus
Person 2: And pee on trees!
Person 2: Of course not! You're not cool enough to go.
Person 1: Well, who would wanna go anyway? All they do is talk about Jesus
Person 2: And pee on trees!
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boy 1- Damn That girl might as well be called poran
boy 2- YOU KNOW.
girl 1-Poran is the archbishop of banterville
girl 2- you can say that again!
boy 2- YOU KNOW.
girl 1-Poran is the archbishop of banterville
girl 2- you can say that again!
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