Definitions by RuthieDoll

Porch Dick 

An overly aggressive jerk seeking to "mark his/her territory" by stalking you while remaining seated on his/her own front porch. Someone who shouts after you while seeming to enjoy the relative comfort and safety of their own front porch.

Rick's not after that guys wife, that guy was just being a Porch Dick.

Porch Dick by RuthieDoll March 10, 2015