Hibernating Bloody Polar Bear

A variation of the bloody polar bear.

In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.

Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!

Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?

Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!

Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!

by The Arctic Polar February 22, 2011

elisy ose polar opp

This is a word that means to f*ck off. If you are wondering what each individual word means, here you go. Elisy doesn't mean anything, ose means Carbohydrate, polar means pole, and opp, means two things on opposite sides. It means to f*ck off because if you take the bottom half of the bottom line POLAR OPP and put it over the bottom half of the top line you get f*ck you. This is found on t-shirts

elisy ose
polar opp

put these in caps

by JoeSnyder January 5, 2005

polar bear head

When someone gives you oral sex but their hands are cold and they use alot of teeth.

"Amy gave me polar bear head last night. It was terrible!"

by bilingualpenguin February 22, 2014

polar bear head

When a girl gives you a blowjob with cold hands and using lots of teeth.

Jon: Dude, my dick is all scratched up after she gave me polar bear head.

Ben: No way, that sucks.

by Jonbon91888 February 22, 2014

big crazy polar bear

Well...It is big, it is crazy, and, my fine feathered friend, it is in fact a Polar Bear. You can also call your friend this. All in good fun of course.

The Big Crazy Polar Bear tried to convince me that stale fish tastes better unharmed.

by LoLa October 30, 2004

bi-polar bear

a bear with a split personality...in the antarctic. it can be contrasted with a dandy lion. happy in the jungle.

Penguin #1: why is that bear so depressed? he was so happy an hour ago.
Penguin #2: dude, he's a bi-polar bear.

Lion: i love it here in the jungle.
Tiger: yeah everything is so happy.
Lion: i'd hate to live in the antarctic, i'd get so paranoid. like, everything is white and blends in.
Tiger: the animals there don't know how to deal with it.
Lion: what, like, they're bi-polar?
Tiger: yeah...bi-polar bears.

by astrolad May 20, 2009

polar bear head

A blowjob which involves cold hands & lots of teeth.

Dude 1: my girlfriend is so bad giving me a bj

Dude 2: yours is better than mine, she gives me a polar bear head every night

by Themaskedman2k14 February 22, 2014