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pumping cock in sync

usually performed while watching porn, but also applicable while watching live sex at a party

the act of matching the penetration depth of cock in observed fornication to the depth of one's own cock in one's own hand or other cock stroking device

balls deep in observed fornication pull hand down to match either to base of cock or to the limit of stimulation of hand
boxers all the way down, lube ready, porn site loaded and porn playing, reality melts away pumping cock in sync, usually jizzing before video ends

repeat until unable to get hard again in lieu of fornicating.
by pumps alot April 28, 2012
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Co-Pimpin

verb-a form of cockblocking -CoPimpin is The act of stepping in on a recently initiated conversation between a freind and a girl and trying to spit game , usually done by someone who fears rejection and wants to step in after the ice is already broken instead of finding someone on their own. Normally done by someone who doesnt have a chance yet will ruin your game to shoot his shot at it. This usually occurs at Bars , partys , clubs, and other such social events. The word is derived from "co-pilot"
if three freinds go to a bar and Lets just call them "Tom","Mike",and "John" hypothetically.. and Tom and Mike start talking to two girls and John frantically rushes over to start Co-Pimpin instead of initiating conversation with one on his own for fear of rejection , rendering him annoyingly useless/hurting Tom and Mikes chances
by TommysRx May 4, 2007
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Piping Cold

The act of engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse with one or more partners. Discovered by two young scholars once coming across a Dunkin Donuts advertisement for ice cold beverages.
1. Malcolm: Hey bruh, you might wanna take this Magnum, who knows, you might get lucky tonight.

Martin: 1. I get lucky EVERY night. and 2. *slaps condom to the ground* I dont need those. I Pipe Cold.

2. Amber: OMG those Phi Psi guys are so attractive, cultured, and in shape. I'd let any and every one of them pipe cold.

Katt: You're disgusting.

3. Thank the BasedGod for the day after pill. I'd be a not so proud father of 7 if it weren't for these things because i stay Piping Cold.
by The Hood Sage June 16, 2011
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piming

To sniff the seat or area of where a female has been sat to receive the vaginal aroma left behind. Best results from bicycle seats as vaginal contact is in concentrated area. Be careful not to mistake anus aroma with vaginal aroma.

Piming can be accelerated by adding boiling water to "affected" area to release golden aroma quicker and more potent.
Dave get a sniff of her bike seat while she's in the shop, I would do it but her sister caught me piming her seat at school last week.
by Longneck April 21, 2017
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penis pumping like a champ

the female puts either her right/left shoulder under the man's junk. Then they wrap their hand around the penis and basically "fist pump it like a champ".

Optional: you can start a dice roll on it and then work your way up to fist.
Penis pumping like a champ is like fist pumping on the Jersey Shore except in the sexual mode.
by AgaMeista January 19, 2010
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pumping gas

Where's Beavis?

He's in the bathroom pumping gas
by c0x0r February 9, 2004
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pumping the fudge

In the event of having a full bowel during anal sex and the thrusting of the penis causes poo to come out.
i never went for a shit yesterday and so last night when i took it up the ass my boyfriend was totally pumping the fudge.
by loochyandtopher November 28, 2007
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