Phillip

Lacking in parentage. Likes bugs. Blue hair and pronouns. Very bent.

"my mum's name is Phillip"

by EliottsBusinesz May 15, 2022

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Phillip

He is the funniest and coolest person you will ever meet they will be shy at first but when you take the time to be their friend they will be so funny and they will make you feel good. They will probably be your best friend

Gorol 1: Wow who by holy name be that bucco ye over yonder

Boy: Thats Phillip he do be makin me feel like a squirrel in a dome ye down 3k leagues beneath the sea
Gorol 2: Hey "Gorol 1" go kick rocks you skallywag

Gorol 1: That why you shoe rachet and you be smellin rancid wit cho off brand shaqs in that gyat dam TJ Max bargin bin potato sack lookin ass fit you be wearin you just mad beacuse you aint got no motion with cho Dusty,Crusty,Musty ass lookin cut you be lookin like sakura with yo damaged ass hair being shorter than yo time you spent with yo dad.
Gorol 2: No th-this caint be

Boy:No I am your Father
Gorol 2:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Terrence: Say Terrence what do yo-
Boy: Who TF are you?
Terrence: NAGASAKI

*EXPLOSION*

by Sponge John Circle Pantalones March 22, 2023

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phillip henry hacker iv

phillip henry hacker the fourth was an ancient prussian king who changed the national religion to that of the ancient Greeks. many historians this action to the downfall of the prussian empire. On the positive side, this man was said to have enjoyed an early version of {volleyball} that died out before its hawaiian counterpart gained familiarity.

used to describe someone who enjoys religion and obscure sports

Tony: YO, did you see that the new kid carries a bible?
Jon: No way, he was at Volleyball practice. Must be a phillip henry hacker IV.

by thesigman May 16, 2018

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