philippines

The Philippines is a home of family-oriented people. Also home of people who love to laugh. Wether it's war or they're having a miserable life, they'll find time to laugh. Also a home of poeple who love exotic dining such as bloatfish (which are deadly and poisonous), isaw or animal intestines, balut or slightly-matured duck eggs and many more.
AND, the pople in the Philippines are very hygenic. Except maybe people living in squatters' area. But it's not often that you visit a country where people take a bath once or twice a day and some even three times. And, they use pails and water rather than tissue paper because it is much CLEANER. Using water is MUCH cleaner rather than using tissue paper becaused more bacteria is left and you cannot clean thoroughly.

Police: WARNING! Never let people who use toilet paper sit on your lap! Do like the Philippines does!

philippines by siraulongnaypi July 26, 2006

Phillips Factor 

No matter what you do, say or try it always turns out wrong. The Phillips Factor has struck again. Someone must have a voodoo doll that’s coated with your DNA.

…………. Situation Number 543 ……
“You fellas are not going to believe what happened to me after I left work last night. I ran out of gas on the way to the burger joint, so I ended up walking the rest of the way. I got there and bought a burger. I took a bite and something wriggled in my mouth. It was a big black cockroach. I went to take the burger back and they had closed. I threw it on the ground and next minute this police officer came across the road and fined me for littering. When I finally got back to my car, it was being towed away. The Phillips Factor has struck again.”

Phillips Factor by Phrix October 21, 2010

Philipenis

An attempt of mocking a filipino person online or really the country itself, the person calling this out may have lacking information about the Philippines and its people as they are, well, ignorant and usually not a person you would want to talk to. Some people have it better than others, some don't, and this word just ignites a fire of stupid arguments with no particular reason.

Races who generally use this are : Indonesians, Malaysians, Chinese, Japanese, Americans, etc.

Person 1: The Philippines is FULL of POOR PEOPLE living in slums and there is drugs everywhere!
Person 2: All of them have no future and they are just POOR PIGS in a barn.
Person 1: Yeah, the Philippines should just be renamed to Philipenis.

Philipenis by Moe Lester D. IIecond March 4, 2022

Philippines

My mom's home country.

The Philippines was discovered by Magellan in the late 1500s for King Philop of Spain, until Magellan wore out his welcome in the Philippines and got his ass cut off and died from the natives. The Philippines is really named after the king of Spain, was also colonized by Spain at one time then later it was taken over by the Americans. Then during World War II the Japanese took control. The Philippines is also the only nation in most of Asia to be Chirstain and have a mix of many different types of cultures. The Philippines is also known to be the "Peral of the Orient."

A place I want to visit someday as soon as this War on Terrorism is over.

"My country Philippines is kickass so back off you damn Spanard!"

Philippines by phantom5 July 16, 2005

philip kotler presidential award 

The act of pleasuring yourself by licking your own Asshole. Used in reference to inventing an award to present to yourself.

What a coincidence! My cat was receiving a Philip kotler presidential award while Modi was receiving the same.

philip kotler presidential award by Class struggle memes January 15, 2019

Philip 

The most stacked geezer in existence and the king of all gym lads. his looks can kill you and his bod is amazing. he is the one and only pussy destroyer.

"Oh who is that? and where are they going?"

"It's just Philip the gym lad on his way to the gym to keep that bod and destroy major pussy"

Philip by netflix and chill all day May 17, 2016

Ben Phillips 

- Arguably the greatest PDHPE teacher the world has ever seen
- No 1 ranked Sick C*nt at TKS
- Bigger than a F*cking bull
- Wears XXXL womans shirts
- Australian heavyweight boxing CHAMP
- Hates Feminists
- The inventor of "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you"
- Will throw you out the fucking star jasmine if you're being a silly cunt
- For The Boys

Ben Phillips is being defined as:

walking out of a shit english class

Max R says: Fu*k that was shit

Steve M replies: MAAAAAAAA it was f*cking bum hole

Max R: what sh*t do we have next

*Steve M proceeds to open his bag and check his diary*
*Steve M squeals like the little bitch he is*

Steve M: ITS F*CKING PDHPE WITH BENNY TAKE IT UP PHILLIPS

Max R: F*CK YES C*NT

Ben Phillips by Ben take it up Phillips August 20, 2019