phat porn pipe

a highspeed broadband or adsl line
so called cause the l33t h4x0r's porn loads MUCH faster

"my phat porn pipe is fux0ring up again and i couldn't get it up yesterday"

by hex_ten December 1, 2003

phat with a q

Adj. awesome, super, well done.

Origin: Why phat with a q? Cause it's one more than p.

Did you see that german suplex off the ladder? Yeah, it was phat with a q.

by Hurr E Cane May 5, 2005

phat john

an original gangster that has a little extra meat on they're bones. the term was created by e-40 as a reference to himself as an origninal gangster

E-40 is a phat john.

by John William McLaughlin August 22, 2006

Phat cat

A pussy that’s thick and fat

Damn she had a phat cat!

by Daddymendes June 2, 2018

phat hoe

A Fat or Phat woman who is either a legitimate hoe or really hot.

Damn look at that Phat Hoe over there!

by nic05a3 May 3, 2018

Phat Coochie Power

Phat (Excellent) Coochie Power in simplest terms, is when you do something you are proud of, or even something your mom wouldn't be proud of. Getting that bag, promoting in your job, owning the pole, or being the best you that you can, THAT is some Phat Coochie Power. The term originated from The Phat Coochie Power Podcast hosted by Rylee Cunningham and Maria Wharton.

Who needs "Big Dick Energy" when you can have "Phat Coochie Power"!

by thephatcoochies April 15, 2021

Phat Lewt

Extremely good items aquired in any game for killing a boss/completing a quest. Typically used in mmorpgs

Dude I just got phat lewt for killing that monster!

by Maximillius February 22, 2004